I AM THE SHITEST TYPERER ON HIVE

in #aert3 years ago (edited)

It is self empowering to boast of your own accomplishments. And I really am the shitest typist on Hive. I can only type on a full sized keyboard, while watching it with total concentration (and never looking up at the screen) and truth is I only use one finger and one hand 90 % of the time.

And when I do eventually look at the screen every second word is underlined in red, not because I can't spell, but because I can't type...

On my tablet trying to type using the touch pad things get even worse as auto correct buggers up nearly everything I try to say.

But for some reason I'm good at editing pictures with the very same finger that can't type for shit.

Sometimes I think it would work out better if I just communicated with pictures.

Today this is what I'm trying to say:

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I realise that is a little vague...

New Zealand has just gone into yet another lock-down because our horse face communist dictator prime minister has ordered one. That is not surprising, what gets me is that the sheeple still don't grasp that the plandemic is a hoax. I want to bitch slap so many clueless fuckers I might not be able to type afterwards...

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I hate that lying bitch so much I might pop a cork...

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But if I pop a cork I might end up looking like this

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So I will just have some of this:

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And then I will end up looking like this:

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That lying bitch and Trudeau should fuck each other over how PC they are, like get a room.

They already have done - featured here with fake baby bump

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the guy on the right is the stool or cuck i assume he cleaned up his mistress after the foreign diplomat gave her some democracy to the ass.

she/he/it has a partner called Gaylord who shags the nanny, and who knows what the dick swinging tranny dishes out!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/lJ6a3k4mI5jz/

Seeing as the art is an expression of ones self, I will reflect.

Deep feelings of despair are followed by contemplation of ones life choices.

To have a dangler gf, or not have a dangler gf, that is the question.

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If you messaged me, my chat window is now refusing to open today for some reason...bloody thing.
It might decide to open later.... who knows?

no panic - check later

i feel like a chat guru now because it always works for me and shit typing doesn't matter on chat

LOL I suck at typing on mobile so bad because I have all those dumb keyloggers off. With no auto correct you actually have to know how to type, life is hard.

i don't even attempt to type on a phone - i have a galaxy note with a stylus and i use it about once a week.

it's actually a pretty nice phone but i don't use it as a phone, just as a mini art pad

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nice taste, I gave my note8 to my mom and got the 20 Ultra so i could tell when the 5g was installed lol

Can you tell any difference? Just curious ... I'll be keeping my note 9 until a tracker free linux option is possible

Quad9 DNS may interest you.

9.9.9.9

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There's no 5g in my area yet, but when I next travel if that's ever allowed I plan to try it.

I was disappointed Ubuntu abandoned their phone. It was promising for mobile web dev.

Do you think they come under pressure to not develop phone systems?

That wouldn't surprise me. It would be a good way to keep control of the internet. Less than 5% of a countries gdp could buy out any country, so if each country in the 5 eyes just paid off anyone who wanted tk dissent (much like China does donestically) from the status quo, it would probably last for centuries.

It would be so effective they could probably remove and reintroduce the internet as a new technology if they controlled the dialogue.

Damn, I missed this post. Can always count on you for a good chuckle.

And when I do eventually look at the screen every second word is underlined in red, not because I can't spell, but because I can't type...

This is 100% true for me as well😆. I am generally pretty crap at typing on keyboards as well. Lucky we have those red lines appear, or I would be fucked.🤣

Bro

When the media is telling you you're about to get spit roasted, you're already getting spit roasted and don't know it.

Hard to believe a word they say, except when they write about sport, WMD's in Iraq will never be forgotten for my generation.

I love soccer/football what a great sport all of us could participate in too. The code of ethics in soccer to never bring politics to the game day is still somewhat present in the culture which is a beautiful thing.

Not in the UK. they take a knee before every game and have black lives matter massive posters instead of fans draped over the seats. When watching any game every few minutes kick racism out pops up on the TV screen. And as BLM are now a political party I have to beg to differ with your point.

Wow thats fucking stupid, I guess maybe I wont resubscribe to Sky Sports or Setanza if they are support radicalized groups like BLM. I was waiting for live crowds again to start watching sports, because I dont support the empty stadium BS.

Neither do I and wise choice re sky. Spend it on something not politically radicalized :-)

You sure ain't the shittiest drawawer.

many thanks!

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just relax and enjoy the hive pump :D Also really appreciate the recent support :)

no worries

i sort of gave up on sheeple years ago...

I'm increasingly thinking memes are a way round censorship and taking a new interest in them

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when it come to censorship on the legacy social media platforms you ain't seen anything yet :) which is fine for me: more users on hive.

As long as Hive isn't censored too...

But Gab is kicking Hive's arse in that regard

I can do 50wpm without having to look at keyboard :) - practically the first skill I picked up when getting into computers and it's serving me WELL.

The global crop of politicians - certainly the English speaking ones,appear to be robotic caricatures of humanity - drained of individuality through ambition/corruption/blackmail etc and dancing to these horrendous notes that most folk don't seem to have their ears tuned into (ears blocked by fear and the inability/unwillingness to act outside 'authority').

I often feel hopelessness and despair (and anger too!).

My optimism lies in believing that many many folk (and ever more so) are ready for a change - they fucking want it but do not know what to do and haven't seen it being demonstrated. Although this is invisible, action to change may be triggered by some unseen event to come as the 'net' closes in and more and more are pushed to the 'fuckit' point of dropping the FEAR that has held them back from action.

I consider it likely that such triggers will be enacted and more and more folk will start seeing the cracks.

I believe that the 'agenda(s)' will not succeed, but it often seems as if time is running out.

...........weed indeed :D

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When I first started learning Photoshop 4 in 98 I was a shit typist then. And I have never improved much! I later lost a lot of motor control in my left hand due to injuries, and it really only does the shift key most of the time

Sorry to hear it! That lends a different perspective to your take on your own typerering :)

Past present and future are way out of sync ... And my will to create has never bin so low ...
And there is no herb strong enough to counter that , anymore .

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Time to do shitty writings that counter the ongoing B.B.B. .. Broke Busted Bullshit . ;-)

Let rip - Hive needs the pot stirring up

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I find it hard to comprehend that there are still people out there that cannot see through this bs but state education has a lot to answer for.

You don't know how lucky you've got it.
I have ten stumps and have to type hitting the keys with my nose.
And keyboard pressure is 30lbs per key.

Lentils are very good for headaches...

I found that selfie you posted

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At least show it unphotoshopped!
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nice bow

check out my latest post! orgasmic!

I see a dog's face barking loud with that shitty on its mouth!😄

But for some reason I'm good at editing pictures with the very same finger that can't type for shit.

Everyone is good in their own way. I think you are gifted in that aspect.

Thanks, i like strange colourful things!

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Ow wow! But that should depend on how colorful those things are!😄

Seeing so many lining up to get convid tests just makes me shake my head and think they are all trying to take us down😭

I want to get my self tested when I am perfectly healthy says every person suffering from the real cause "Munchausen syndrome"............... Or in simpler terms hypochondria.

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And so they would, and walk on all fours farting them at each other :-)

These people know what's best for you... why can't you just trust the plan and fall in line like most?!?!?!? Are you DAFF...?!?!?!?

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