Today the birthday battle series picks up in October 2017. For those of you who read Part 1 and Part 2, I think you'll objectively agree that I won the 2016 birthday battle. But Brandon wasn't about to lose two years in a row.
As I mentioned in the introduction post, my friend Brandon and I have a long-standing tradition of making fun of each other on our birthdays. Since I'm three days older than Brandon, each year he makes fun of me for being disgustingly old. Three days later, I remind him that he needs to grow up and stop being such an immature child.
Each year our messages seem to get more and more carried away.
This series of posts will document our birthday feud. Brandon has no idea I'm posting all of this to the Hive blockchain, but he will find out on his birthday this October. All money raised from up-votes will be donated to Children's Miracle Network in Canada. It's the perfect charity, because it will be a miracle if Brandon ever stops acting like a child.
Here is Brandon's 2017 message to me:
"Happy Birthday Buddy.
Since you've been too stubborn to do it, and I'm worried it will creep up on us quicker than we think, I went out and did a little research for you. Here's what I came up with."