It's so shit that even the ghosts moved out. Do you guys try to freak each other out?

You might think so, but no.., we are generally to intent on snapping anything that moves.

Did the security guy really care? It must be such a boring job as nothing will happen most days.

I rarely encounter them to be honest. If its the owner, they are generally pissy and angry, but hired security don't seem to give a shit and probably welcome some a chat.