Well this is my first post in any community on the Hive, so why not pick the one that makes everyone laugh. If you don’t laugh at farts... you are not human. So I wanted to share with the Fart community a little story and a little insight into the Splatts family... how we roll...
sourceSo we live in different states and chat on the phone from time to time. I had just landed in the Spokane airport for a job interview quite a few years back. After I left the Squeeks Butt Orchestra performance in the Men’s Restroom, I received a call from one of my older brothers. For those that don’t know Winco is a local grocery store, it will come up later.
Brother: Not much what are you up to
Me: Just at the airport in Spokane I have an interview tomorrow. What are your doing?
Brother: I just got done crop dusting 5 people in isle 7 at Winco! HAHAHAHAH
Me: Dahahaha... Awesome!!! Did you see the look of their faces when they smelled it?
Brother: Oh yes, I sure did! HAHAHAH
Me: Dahahaha... I just got out of the bathroom and a few guys in their had their own orchestra going on. It was all I had to not just start laughing. One guy to my right and one to the left. HAHAHAH
Brother: You should have talked them through it and encouraged them to let it all out
Me: The guy to my left, I wasn’t sure he was gonna make the landing on the toilet. The belt was jingling really fast and I was thinking, “You got it dude!! Make it!! Make it!!” HAHAHA
Brother: Hey we have all been there! HAHAHAHA Good luck on the interview
Me: Thanks!! Laterz
Brother: Laterz
I remember that conversation like it was yesterday. I still LMAO every-time I think about it. Well I hope you fart lovers enjoyed my fart story.
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Crop Dusting is no fun unless you can admire the results by seeing the look on peoples faces haha!
I can just see my brother peeping around the corner.... then scurrying off in laughter after he sees the look on their faces. 🤣😂 He probably would LOL and they would track him down.