Miss funny bones on hot seat

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago (edited)

Ting-ting, I heard my phone was jumping just like a fish is being rescued from the water. I didn't want her to die in the water. That's why I saved her life by transferring her on land. But she jumped a lot and might be on seeing me she would be excited.

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Her eyes were wide might be shocked beauty beautiful queen like me.💃 She was breathing hard hmm might be want to talk with me. I am not saying more as you might over react on my decision. 🥺So the phone about which I was confiding was interview call. TV host invited me to adore his show and I couldn't say No as my fans would be disappointed Nah. (Don't search for me on google, the celebrity like me are not found everywhere. Such rare people are found only on Phone lol)

I attended the TV show and during the interview I answered many questions, let's bring them here.

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Tell me about your self!!!
Although it's really horrible, questions take an hour to explain myself. Can anyone of you write a book on me ( I have no money to pay, you can give it later to Museum lol). So in short I am smurffette hey I am not a blue baby instead I am arrogant baby 😂. I have short hair but long replies in texts.😲

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My eyes have dark circles but my heart Is not black

( you can make my heart colourful by sending me these colourful heart emojis). I have no crown on my head but my teeth have it. So respect my highness ROFL. I am having a separation phobia but still I leave anyone alone when I found them disrespectful and disloyal. Hehe I know it's fair. I can bear everything, hey hey hey don't stare at me as I can't tolerate this hehe. I can do the same but that might break your heart.

( not love in first sight, I call it fight in first sight , breaking bones at first sight )🙂

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Talking about some fun facts about me , hehe I have something to tell but nothing to express. I am not afraid of darkness but still can't watch horror films.i have strong belief in 3rd creation but still I am afraid to research about them.😬

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Sometimes they arrive to tell me secrets, they tell me I'm brilliant,( humans don't tell me this Nah). I saw a white shadow numerous times but my mom says it's your own vision, angels don't arrive in the life of darker souls. 😬Still black is my favourite. About writing hehe I have been doing this for what lol I have no other activity to do that's why haha.🥴 Honestly, my books look so simple to me that I only revise the syllabus one week before the exams hehe.

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My parents wanted me to become a human but lol I became a zombie or Alien hehe 🙂

About some talents I have ;
I remained part time Zombie so now I can keep wake for 2 days minimum without a nap. As fresh as cabbage lol. But you have to hire me for this and what I would want, hmmm not much, only good music and some sweets can keep me open.

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I am pro in marshall art (hehe pro doesn't mean I am having black belt instead I have pink belt 😂) I learned this not for fighting but for self-defence😬 yups 3 army man used to practice their skills on me. Dragging the sleepy me from the sofa, snatching my favourite food like monkeys.

Hehe I don't know how many time life showed me downfall but it would be less than the numbers of falls I got at home 😂 accidental slips lol.

What other talent I have hehe, you should ask Shireen what talent you don't have 🥴 writer, comedian, singer, presenter, actor, artists, chief,medical advisor, kids care taker, and detective lol. Keep your devil eye from me you satan.

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Ok that's all from today actually I am feeling dizzy because it's been two days since I took sleep. Hey no one took my sleep but moon 🥺.

He keeps me awake and I use to tell him all the stories in silence. I am afraid might be any writer listening to them will make a romantic,action script from this. Haha. Say no to free entertainment.😲😂

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This is is my second time I have been using Ecency, as I wanted to take part in the collaboration by Dreemport-Ecency. Here are the points which I have (if I have all these in point table of Tennis might be I would be worlds Number 1 tennis star haha,). Ending my post with a fresh vibe of success as I have entered final semester of my life.

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you can make my heart colourful by sending me these colourful heart emojis

When a zombie gives an instruction, I stand up and salute!
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Hehehehe! What a fun post. But please, put that poor fish back in the water!!!

Hahaha, Jullie I just love it 😂 thanks for all these colourful hearts can I have them for a lifetime 🥺🥴
Haha, that fish might be I sacrificed her in an experiment or might be she has already been served on the dining table lol who knows except me 🤫🥴🤭😂

You most certainly get to keep them for a lifetime! I gave them without condition.

Ummm! poor little fishy, sitting on a dishy. Well, you can have a fishy, when the boat comes in. 💛

Hehe, if being funny is an Art than @ayesha-malik is Picasso of it

LoL i went to Google and searched your name won't tell what i saw there.

when I found them disrespectful and disloyal

This ain't me, not at all!

I can keep wake for 2 days minimum without a nap

You sure about that.? Let's Challenge each other & see who's Alien, I've spent almost 2 days without sleep haha

Fun reading! You make me laugh a lot but here I'm going to sleep now need to get myself ready for the challenge (jk).

Haha the sweet arrogance 😂 can you imagine how egoistic those people are who present themselves as nice and helping(just like rose beauty with thrones lol)

You are also a zombie 🥴 I can't believe this 😂 seems like I am going to have a tough time then lol. Nice to see you spreading giggles on my post !LOL
I love the title, Picasso 🤫🤭

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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This post is making me wonder what would happen if I go to random museums with a book about you!

Hehe you will be pushed to a historical journey, might this handbook would direct you to the treasure island( lol this idea will increase the selling price 🤣)

Lol @ayesha-malik, you need to go back to sleep and only wake up when you are sobered up 😂. Haha. This is hilarious.

I'm guessing the 3 army men are your siblings. And the accidental slips? All good, as far as you don't do that outside your room. Haha. You surely don't want the devil's eyes on you.

This is a nice and funny narrative.

Thanks for sharing this on DreemPort.

Kene I don't want to sleep Nah 🥴 I want to keep on Dreeming such silly stuff 🤣 might be angels that would direct me to heaven by having such a nostalgic attitude lol.

Yups these are my siblings who have practised their skills on me by saying "Are you ready to fight" and poor idiot like always thought that this time I will beat them 😬😁

Devil eye 😈 haha might be someone would be doing this without guessing himself as a devil lol.

Thanks a lot for the feedback♥

Haha... Look at you 😂😂😂. You are really having fun in this. Congratulations for getting into the last phase of your academic life. It's truly sensational. Hehe.

Also, don't challenge the soldiers in your house. Haha.

Haha I am getting old kene. 🤣 growing so fast 😅. And they are not going to mess with me now I have pink belt Nah.

You're not afraid of darkness but can't watch horror movies? 😂😂😂😂 You are so funny. Not sleeping for two days? How did you cope with that? I think I need to believe one fun fact about you....a zombie? 😆😆😆

Girl, you kept me smiling all through reading your post.

Hehe, I have no mental disorder but yes sleepless disorder instead. I am a zombie 🧟 beware of me Nah. I miss funny bones. 😅

😂😂 Na! I know you won't hurt a princess like me


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All I see is a pro in martial art and that simply means that I should be very careful at offending you. I hate to have you practice on me 😀😀

Haha, you can't offend me and if this happened I will accept the defeat firstly 🥺🤭

😀😀😀 How sweet of you.

These army men are also found in my house.hehe
So I'm also a pro in Marshall art😄.

Ahh, You don't really get dark circles so it's best to get enough sleep.

And accept these heart from me ❤️💕

Haha are you the single strong sister against all this injustice🤣 its been years since we are united so I feel pretty good to write some personal notes 🥴 hehe dark circles I can do nothing for them 😝 accept or reject with me with them lol.
Good to see you in my comments section 🥰😂

I giggled all throughout!!!! you are SO funny!

pink belt?!?!? don't you know - this is the most dangerous belt of all! they better beware of you! hahahahahahahahaa

Oh my gosh - your mom saying angels don't visit dark people ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll and then you say your favorite color is black LOLOLOLOL

you seriously crack me up!!!! hahahahahahaha

you go from one to the other!!!! and you just keep me giggling!

i love this and i love you!
ok i did NOT upvote it - but that is because my voting power is low ( i have to tell everyone this today hahaha i went too crazy on upvotes recently heheh and need another day to recover i think) BUT i DID send ALL the intro posts - including yours - some ecency points yesterday! hehehehe

and now... we have so many intro posts - i'm STILL reading them all today hahahahahahahahahaha

but i love this - isn't it amazing?!?!?!?! it's so fun!!!!!!!

Haha how I am going to comment as pink belt is small in size and it's almost not getting fit to me ( a bay size belt ) lol

My mom tells me a lot of things which are more funny in context, recently I was on call telling her about the hive work and after 20 minutes I felt I was not getting response. I called again and she said oh you were singing a melodious song that's why I fell asleep 🙄😬🤣

Black suits everyone it has specific attraction, even black glasses can cover your black dark circled eyes lol.

Hehe a lot of Dreemers , you need more powers haha. Thanks Dreemie 🥰😍

hehe great to see you Ayesha taking part again, and you are the worlds greatest ecency tennis player🤣🎾🎾
I have popped in to see you today Ayesha as part of this wonderful Dreemport Ecency challenge and to comment as one-half of The Charming Rascals 😁 Enjoy the challenge and have a wonderful Week 1 ~ Let's do this 💪

Hahaha, it's the third day of this challenge 😅. Just telling you as a reminder hahaha how kind I am lol. If there is any contest by Dreemport how I can skip it 😄happy first week. 😇

hehe thank you for the reminder. Funnily enough yesterday I commented on all the posts and then forgot to submit my post to dreemport 🤣🤣🤣
So it is actually good to remind me of these things😁😁😁
Have a great Wednesday Ayesha and I like the kind of you are!

Haha, that was unfair to you. 😅 I did all the comments and did work for Hive Pakistan. Attended calls from family and friends. And when I have to write my post I was out of words and energy 🤣 I keep listening to music but did my work 😉 awww thanks for your words means a lot to me.

oh you do stuff for Hive Pakistan, it is good you have a country that does stuff though:)
Music is great, I listen and write too :)

I am not going to search you on Google 🤭 but I disagree with you I wanna say that celebrities like you are found here in the hive blockchain. Do you agree???

If you would search me on google you will find the following results

Hehe scroll down the page you will find more

Uptrend Scam everywhere 😂🤣😂

We can't forget the institute from where we get SUPPORT, other can but I can't.

Hi @ayesha-malik
Your post is very funny and full of joy.😂😂😂😂
Your GIFs are just amazing.
Was scared to saw zombie 🤭🤭🤭
More funny part is pink belt 🤣🤣🤣

Hehe I am going to act on upcoming project Miss funny bones in Zombieland lol. Nice to greet you, have you ever imagined to have pink belt 😝

Wow, this was a fun read, indeed not all celebrities are everywhere, hehe.

You have some really weird personalities but I just love them, I so much like seeing zombies movies, scary but they keep me glued, hehehe.

It will be really nice to see this amazing celebrity someday so I can get an autograph, hehe.

Your points are very good, I think by the end of the challenge, you might have accumulated a lot. Good luck sister!!!

Feeling good to know a little bit more about yourself through your writing.

I am pro in marshall

OMG. Everybody need to be careful from you then😅😅. Just kidding.

I have read several intro post but this one is a little bit different and it's very interesting specially your writing style.

Take love on the behalf of #teemunity

Hahaha but nobody does remain careful from me, they are just attracted 🥴🤣 I am always in search of uniqueness that's why written this post. Hehe. Nice to see you teem Unity.