Hive Community Member Doesn't Know What To Do With Their HBD Anymore.

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago

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"Just over two weeks ago whales, dolphins, orcas, minnows and all types of other sea slytherin on Hive were holding cermons at the mount for anybody who would listen about the importance of saving their HBD," said one Hive beginner who is still getting to grips with the platform.

"Some authors were so busy preaching about the 20% APR that they forgot to save some HBD themselves.
"Bunch of silly billy's!!," added the Hive member.
"Sent it to that guy @deepcrypto8 instead."

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"Then after a common sudden market plunge, the whole place is telling us to transfer to liquid Hive and power up instead."
"Which is it?," asked the confused Hive community member.
"Suddenly fuck HBD savings and powering up is the way it is again."
"I just can't keep up."

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"This community tends to change its mind at the drop of a hat, the flip of a coin, or the sudden downtrend in a market."
"You had these guys telling me to save save save for the 20%, it's a great thing indeed."
"There were even calls to powerdown your HP and convert it into HBD savings."
"I look at their wallet and now their HBD savings are gone."
"So am I the only one still saving HBD??"

"We had a change in the market circumstances" claimed a whale.
"20% may not be the best return if liquid Hive is so cheap."
"So what may be the right thing to do a couple of weeks ago is a fucking dam right dumbass thing to do now." he added.
"But nobody is gonna post that you are now a knobhead because they won't get upvotes so they just mooch onto their next project and step away from the car crash."
"I would like to add that it would be bordering on retarded to be saving your HBD right now"
"Can I still say the word retarded?"
"Ummmmmmmm no the woke brigade are pretty strong on Hive." "Dam right stupid then!"

"You gotta work a bit in the grey on Hive."
"What is right one week can be a down right disaster the week after."

"Well I am gonna leave my HBD in savings out of spite," claimed a disgruntled Hive follower.
"I do what all these guys say on their Leo posts as they have more insight than myself and now they are doing a full 360."
"Well I'm happy with my 20% until some witnesses decide to decrease the savings and increase the APR% of HP."
"What's the bets this will happen if the markets stay bearish??"

"Wait and see."
"In a couple of months the whole place will be writing about throwing all their Hive tokens into some half chess half poker game!!!"

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"And a couple of months after that they will be throwing all their Hive tokens to buy some new fangled cub token that will no doubt go up by 100% on day 1 and everyone will be delighted until it drops 989% a month later then no one will say a word."

"Well not me."
"I'm just gonna stick with my 20% now."
"They can all go fuck off with their new fangled gimics."
"I'm just gonna post on PAL."
"Is that still the trendy community where everyone is really hip to be cool?"
"No??"
"What??"
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"You wouldn't want to be easily led around here," claimed a veteran Hive/ Steem regular.
"Although a friend of mine was easily led and she ended up with a heap of digital monster cards and is now a millionaire."
"She sold some dodgy gold foil card called Waka last week and was able to buy her son his first little run around.
"Citron Saxo."
"He will be a right little boy racer."

*The rewards from this post will be saved to stand with the HBD savers association.

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I do what all these guys say on their Leo posts as they have more insight than myself and now they are doing a full 360."

Hang on, who actually reads Leo posts? I can't believe it.

The Leo finance team are patting themselves on the back as they cancelled the launch of lunaCub just in time , there was to be a free airdrop for polycub holders who were previously cub holders who had held Leo, bridged, hung, drawn and quartered it, to make up for the fact they have a trillion token bag of crap.

As for HBD / Hive....who knows. Pay your money and take your chance, we might all have suffered the same fate as Luna by Christmas. What will taskmaster have to shill about then? Lol

PS thank you Spurs :-)

Nathan tell us what you really think. HAha. There's a post in that comment. 🤣🤣🤣. We could double team on some time and create a master roast post.

So you're saying not being updated does have it's benefits?

Totally @ange.nkuru. now to check my steem blog to see how Steem Monsters are doing......

My brain keeps canceling out things due to hive; do this, do that 😆

You gotta work in the grey on hive!! :0D

I got the Waka in at the end just for you Boom. In years to come, the antiques roadshow will be on and they will be deciphering an old post to check if it is an authentic Blanchy. "Il just check the end if it has a Waka putdown."Yes it does. Congratulations Maureen this is an authentic blanchy. It's worth tuppence. "
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Heh heh, it ain't authentic without that Waka Waka putdown!

"I'l just check if there a mention of vaginal discharge reference??" "Congratulations Maureen you also uncovered a very rare Boom."😂

Haha. She struck archeological gold!! :0D

I don't think it's worth it to swap HBD for Hive for now, I'm waiting for even shittier times to drive down prices :P

Lol...Hive saver...Best of luck saving up your HBD to piss off the system...You could consider sending some my way to further upset the system to the fullest

@ebingo you have so many professions in your profile that you should be sending me some HBD. 😜. Doctor , fitness instructor , graphic designer. Whats next for you?

My future is comedy my friend...comedy