Dating Chronicles Entry - Paritae Comtest

in Comedy Open Mic11 months ago (edited)

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Hey guys, I read about the Piratae Comtest a few days ago and have been planning to make an entry but couldn’t because I planned to do it in video form and didn’t find the time due to some busy offline activities with work.

Also, after finally bringing myself to record the video, then came the shy. I’ve been skeptical about posting it because I’m not used to talking about stuff like this here. For the fun of it, I’m going ahead to post this:)

Th experience I talk about in this video goes way back to my Senior High School days. This was like 5 years ago or something.

I was basically a rookie to the whole dating thing and I didn’t have any game or rizz then. Lol maybe I still don’t, but I guarantee that I’m a lot better than I was then.

Anyways, because of my lack of experience, my first attempt to talk to a girl in hopes for something that led to a relationship, I said some very silly stuff, ended up getting bounced and found out later that the girl who advised my “crush” to bounce me actually wanted me for herself…

Watch the video to unvail the details:)

This post is a submission to the Paritae blogging competition “Dating Chronicles“. If you haven’t joined the comtest yet, check the linked posts for more details and join the fun:)


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Ruhia baby crushed those balls hard😂. I’m coming to your dm. Some things shouldn’t be said here.😂

We go handle am in private😂

Glad you understand 😅

Fine boy, the ladies man, girls them zaddy, girls them sugar, girls them non bouncer. I hail you sir 🔥

Calm down😂😂😂

No calming down needed 😅

Turning your data off after a risky text is actually a way to manage the damages that come afterwards😅

But really! The line you used with the first girl was literally terrible 😂. I can't even imagine her facial expression after hearing that.

These was an interesting presentation ✨

Turning your data off after a risky text is actually a way to manage the damages that come afterwards😅

Spoken like someone that does risky texts right😂

But really! The line you used with the first girl was literally terrible 😂. I can't even imagine her facial expression after hearing that.

In my defense, it was my first time. But even then, that was DUMB😂. I can’t imagine how funny that must’ve been to her too. I’m sure she still remembers me as Mr I want you😂

This was an interesting presentation ✨

Thanks, love:)

Spoken like someone that does risky texts right😂

In my life, I've done very few risky texts and the speed with which I put off the data,heheh;flash got nothing on me. 😅😅.Crazy memories.

I’m sure she still remembers me as Mr I want you

This could be true as nicknames were given from silly mistakes especially in highschool 😅

But come to think of it, I thought guys used to consult other guys or girls for tips. But you, you went head-on. Very impressive actually.

Thanks, love:)

You're most welcome ✨

😂 flash for nothing on you?

You’ve got to take those risks sometimes and just send the texts 😂

😂 flash for nothing on you?

No he doesn't 😂

You’ve got to take those risks sometimes and just send the texts 😂

Well, some times. That's after doing plenty press-up; enough muscle to chest the response.😂

😂 haha so relatable

Take your own advice bro😂

Hey sleep😅

But come to think of it, I thought guys used to consult other guys or girls for tips. But you, you went head-on. Very impressive actually.

Yeah we mostly do. I guess I just wanted to do it my own way. Or maybe I was embarrassed to ask anyone for tips. I’m not even sure.😂

In the end, it's a nice memory to laugh about😅.

Have a pleasant day hun✨

Hehehe 😉😅😂
Zoo Boss , should I believe all these 😂
Hey... girls favourite 😉
Your handsomeness causing trouble 😂

But wait oo, how did you voice out some words here🤦🤦🚶🚶🚶🚶

Please oo that was a long time ago😂😂😂

What words are you talking about too?😂

Ruriah.. what an uncommon name and haven't heard it before. But wait....you just collected a girl's number and the first thing was "I want you....what do you say?" 😃😃

If it was me, I would laugh out loud then tell you straightaway, "what do you mean?" to me, it's already a No for me. That was weird for me 😁

I’m a weird fella when you meet me in person, so don’t be shocked.

That was just part of my learning process. I don’t say that anymore so that’s something, right?😂

Omo I've died of laughter. I don't even know how I landed here this morning but I'm glad I did. You're quite funny and I'm imagining myself in the situation of the first girl. I'd first think that it's ritualist abeg. Unless I can identify the voice.

High school relationships are usually like that sha. At least your risky text worked out for you.😂

She advised your crush not to accept you, but she was secretly admiring you, she has betrayed her friend 😂

😂😂😂
Guys will always be guys.. running to get contact for fellow guys is just one of the things that gives guys joy.

Guy wtf was that 😂
You just called someone for the first time and jumped into I like you, just like that 😂

Na ya daughter abi na you born am😂😂
This was very fun to watch...you nailed this

It work out for only few people who propose to a girl using text. The best format is to face the girl personally.

Yes. But face to face is for people with balls😂