Anytime I try to do God's work the Devil comes up to fight against me.
On a Sunday, I visited a female friend of mine whose house is very near a church. The church is so close that from her window I could see everybody in the church. And from what I could see, this church had very few members and as we all know, having few members is not the dream of any church founder. Not even God the chief founder.
Even my friend, who is a Christian girl by the way, had some pity for the scanty number of members in this church. So being the think tank that I am, I came up with an idea to help this church get more members.
I stood up and looked at the church, and confirmed that people in the church could see what was happening in my friend's house through her windows if it was open, and if they wanted to because my friend's window just happened to be positioned that way.
Then I told my friend the brilliant idea I had come up with. I told her we should start making out and doing a little foreplay by the window every Sunday when service is going on.
She was confused and asked how that would help. I chuckled in panic, I couldn't believe that she didn't see the big picture. I proceeded to explain that if we did that the people in the church would watch us, be entertained, and be happy that they came to church.
That because of that, they'll keep coming to church with hopes of watching us make out by the window every Sunday. And that with time they'll tell their friends, and their friends would start joining them at church every Sunday, and just like that this church would have more members. "The Por.nography Industry is a billion dollars industry", I added.
My friend slumped back in her chair like she didn't have the strength to laugh or say anything. Then she started saying something about how she's tired of me and how she's not sure how we are friends and things like that.
Guys, she refused to carry out that brilliant idea with me! She allowed the Devil to use her to refuse! Can you imagine that? I don't know what is wrong, anytime I try to do God's work the Devil always rears his ugly head 🤦🏾♂️, and you people wonder why I am irreligious.
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You, my friend, are hilarious.
Hahaha 😅.
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😂😂 comrade, I wanna see how you'll make heaven after your attempt at confusing the children of God.
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Ahahaha, your female friend did not buy your idea of disturbing the church activities, you and her playing in that window would be a disturbance to the church, think of another idea, I admire your post. 😂
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Lmao...the porn industry is also a bullion dollars industry 😂😂