My wife won't throw away trash. No, you don't understand.
Dude she won't throw away trash. Unwrap a piece of gum, she'll crumble the wrapper and set it on the counter next to the sink right by the trash can.
Junk mail—shreds it and sets it on the table for me to throw in the trash. Only trash I see right now is the fortune cookie wrapper thing she set on the table just now :hold please: I'm gonna throw it away right quick and explain this phenomenon.
I'm back.
According to her and her mother, she'd play games as a kid fuckin with her parents by taking something of theirs, wrapping it up as a gift, and giving it to them. Guess it was all fun and games until one time..
As a young child, she hid her mothers grandmother's wedding ring (generationally passed down and everything else) under a napkin on the dinner table. Her plan was to hide it like that until she could wrap it up and give it back. Childsplay. Table got cleaned up.. Trash went out... #history....
Nothing. It tormented her, she won't throw away anything.
Myself, however, I'm just flawed and don't know where to start.
Err...I want to LOL but am a little discombobulated as to whether it's appropriate to LOL. Look, I'll just go with a little one...
LOL
Oh man, this must drive you bonkers! Still, I can't blame the poor lass, that great grandma's ring episode must have left some residual stuff to sort through in the old noggin.
Reminds me of another person who lost a ring.
Dryer sheets. Who the hell sets them on the dryer when there's a trash can right.next.to.it!
Uh huh..
And if you see me writing something about how I'm doing my own laundry now you know why.
Lol...Won't hurt you to do the laundry.
Laundry is good for the soul, especially if it's your favorite hoodie and it has somehow come out 3 sizes 2 small and a different color... Did I mention I'm not allowed to do the laundry anymore?
I washed a chicks bra once dude, this is like 25 years ago. I've never washed a bra since.
I had no idea they were that expensive.
U ain't shittin, those things can cost way more than a jock strap... Which when you think about it ain't logical. Victoria's secret should sell nice lookin cups, cause we deserve it.
I completely forgot the difference between wash and rinse and all that stuff the day I replaced that $60 bra.
Oh my gosh so throwing things away must have always triggered that dreadful day she experienced. Triggers are real and can have a lifetime effect on you. Bless her heart. I hope she has forgiven herself as it was just an honest mistake with fun intentions. 😟
She certainly has not which coincidentally has caused me to transform into Marvel character throw everything away guy.
Happy Saturday. Happy 40'th! Nice to see you here, it's a fun spot to hang out between Friday and Sunday in case you can't tell from the engagement level.
Every time I spLeL level I'm not sure if I'm spelling it qɐɔʞʍɐɹp and upside or what. Same with civic.
Sidetracked. What happened to your 40th plans and what were they?
Ah man. Well I hope she does sooner than later. Please send these to her from me…🤗❤️
Until then you just keep being the best Marvel character you know how to be.
Thank you! Happy Saturday to you too! Thanks it’s great to be here. I’ve really been meaning to catch one of these so glad I was tagged into it. When I opened up the post I was like Whoa 😳! I didn’t think I would have time to get through all the comments lol, there’s some really great engagement going on up in this place! 😃👀
Okay…thanks for that mini brain twisting moment with words. I can always use that on a Saturday. 🥴😵💫
I’ve read ahead and saw that you saw what was seen in my post lol. Yep, my 40th went way different than expected.