You're a sweetheart, thank you.
The best part about not remembering anything for as long as anyone remembers is if you do it long enough they believe it's true. So much in fact, you could get away with murder cuz even your own DNA will testify: "It's not his fault, he can't remember."
I did a piece once called Sleight Of Hand. Wwaaaayy back in the steemit days. Hands can be virtual too, watch.. Pencil drawing I did of my hand holding a keychain with a magician hanging from it, see? No blending tools, just pencil. WiFi is still down, no way I can mine it out now.
But when you approach enough engagement side ways you can use that sleight of hand theory there, too, it's great. Let's say someone gets offended, you can just be "I'm kidding.. 'ha!' Ha!' Get it?' And everyone laughs it off. Or when you say the banned hand did three years in prison they think you're joking—abra kadabra!
~poof

Cuz I'm monotonous with little to no sense of humor?