Dying laughing... on Root Beer!!! Skande πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I don't drink beer!!!

Whaaaaaat? You shriek in shock and horror!!! As the Afrikaans would say *skande*!!! Oh, and I'm not Afrikaans, but I am South African, so I know the meaning and emphasis - *disgrace*! haha.

So where the heck does that leave me with #beersaturday???

I tell you where... writing a post for #beersaturday, as promised to @zekepickleman last week, who invited me to write a post for #beersaturday! Albeit it is now Sunday... or is it Monday already my side of the world?... again skande 🀣

I was going to grab a few ales from the supermarket and feed them to the hubster during the week, whilst taking notes, but he doesn't drink much either... hmmmm... then a friend suggested that I simply write up my recent experience of American Root Beer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I mean, it still has the word beer in it, right? So it surely must qualify!

Anyway, a couple of months ago I found myself in Central California in the good ol' U.S. of A. and amongst friends, an evening of beer tasting ensued. And when I say beer I mean non-alcoholic variants of the word - including root beer, sarsaparilla, apple beer, birch beer, and butterscotch beer (aka butterscotch cream soda), but I have never laughed so much in my life during a drinking session... a good, clean, hilarious, and sober drinking session. It was marvelous!

I have been going through some footage - which sadly will not be shared here - of the drinking that ensued. I will, however, provide links to some of the drinks mentioned and try to clip in a few close-ups of the (un)bottled beers.

Now, it was a tasting session so we all had shots of the various different bottles of beer that had been purchased. And then afterward, one of the friends decided to down the remaining contents of each of 6 different bottles that had been purchased. From the footage and pics I could make out the names of four of them:

Sioux City Sarsaparilla - Aptly named "The Granddaddy of all Root Beers" - This is made from birch oil in the USA. I have no idea why anyone thought that was a good idea 🀣 I mean why anyone would make beer out of birch oil or birch bark... not the tastiest IMHO. But maybe I'm just not American enough 😣.

There was another birch beer... cannot work out the brand from the pics... also...not a fan! So, birch beer I think I can safely say... I will likely avoid from now on, unless it involves as much laughter as this evening did... then... totally worth it! 🀣🀣🀣

SodaBeers's Apple Beer - this was alright... I mean compared to the root beers and birch beers this was just slightly sweet bubbles, almost tasteless - like soda water... I guess if I was to be complimentary at all, I could call it refreshing at best πŸ˜„Definitely looked easier to chug down than a rootbeer, from the look on one of my friend's faces, haha... although the first thing he said after he had downed it was... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... so make your own mind up about this one!

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Rat Bastard Root Beer - oh my! Unlike the name, super sweet!!! ROTFLLLL My friend tried to down this one too... and the look in his eyes cracked me up ... so much fizziness to contend with!!!

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Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer - This one is actually brewed in England - for wizards they would have you believe!!! Pure sugar! Stupidly sweet. According to the inscription on the bottle label, it is actually a cream soda. Now, I don't know about you, but to me, cream soda is a yummy green liquid soda that you buy in a green can in South Africa and is unlike any cream soda sold anywhere else in the world. The closest thing to my South African cream soda is the Scottish Irn Bru... I really cannot describe its flavour - but it does not taste like butterscotch lol. Anyway back to the Butterscotch beer. My friend said he found it difficult to down as the bottle opening was so small... it was like sipping through a baby bottle... He must have been severely influenced by all the sugar, as by that time he was drinking it with 2 hands wrapped around the body of the bottle... just like a baby🀣

It took 8 minutes 52 seconds to down the remnants of all 6 bottles... pure sweet fizz.

I don't know how he managed it, but he took one for the team πŸ˜‚πŸ€£There was so much laughter going on - we thought he'd choke on the fizz at times. But it was hilarious, and a fabulous cameo in a great evening shared with friends.

And at the end of the day, this is what this post was about... friendship and laughter... thoughtful don't you think? πŸ’—

This week of #BeerSaturday, I would like to invite my old friend @jaxsonmurph to tell us a tall tale over a few beers. Write a post about beer with min. 3 pics in any language.


Rootbeer in a mug - by Pixelshot on Canva Pro

Remaining photos are grainy crops from my own photos of the evening πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ Sadly, I did not have this post in mind when the photos were being taken.

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Haha I love me a good rootbeer too!

Makes me thirsty enough go grab one right now!

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!LUV !ALIVE !PIZZA enjoy... I am headed up to bed now... just going on 2am my side of the world. I think I may head out and buy a few tomorrow, and educate my kids hehe... on root beer that is!

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this is making me die laughing - just remembering this all... oh my gosh - his eyes were so big while he was drinking it all down ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

and strangely- birch beer was my favorite hahahaha
we had TONS of birch trees on the east coast, and i guess that's why it was available everywhere?? but the taste of it mmmmmmmmmm....and not many people loved it! hahahaha but i did!!!!!!!

i remember it tasting slightly more birchy hahaha i think it was probably the brand that we had (that was not amongst all that we bought that day) but my gosh - what a fun experiment that was!

and that apple one.. hehehe man! i was expecting so much more

there is this drink here called Manzanita Sol. oh my gosh - it is apple fizzy heaven! hahaha

i guess i should have just gotten some of that to finish off the night with something we KNEW would be delicious hahahahahahaha

so fun! thanks for that awesome memory!!

!LOLZ I loved that evening! SO FUN!!! I guess we know what to do next time then❣️ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ We'll have to grab an entirely different batch of non-alco grog to test ROTFLLLL... Those πŸ‘€s hehe. And you'll have to convince me of the merits of the Birch hahaha... and yes Apple heaven sounds awesome!!! !LUV !ALIVE !PIZZA

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Oh my goodness the sugar high is enough to make me drunk from here! I love a root beer. Sometimes 'drinking' is intoxicating without the alchohol! And those names - sounds absolutely amazing.

It was fab... and yes, friendship and fun can be very intoxicating in itself β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚β™₯️ Those names were hilarious!!! But seriously, some of those bottles were pure sugar... ok maybe a slight exaggeration... but 40% geez !LOLZ Thank you for dropping by @riverflows !ALIVE !LUV

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40 percent omg!!!! The sugar hangover!

🀣exactly!

Rat Bastard Root Beer????? ROTFLLLLL
Sounds like a fabulous time was had by all.
I don’t drink beer either, it’s totally awful and I don’t know how anyone acquires a taste for it???
But root beer, now, I could seriously get behind that. πŸ€—β€οΈ

!LOLZ but seriously now, it is super sweet stuff!!! But you know... what a fun evening❣️And in small shot doses? Totally doable hahaha. Definitely give it a try! The sugar rush alone is worth it ROTFLLLL !LUV !ALIVE

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6 beers in 1 go?! Damn, I might end up sleeping at the floor if I did that! Stopped drinking since the pandemic and my tolerance have gone to 0%! But great to read such good blog and reminded me of my past when I was a drinking havoc! πŸ˜‚

hahaha well it was alcohol-free !LOLZ... just choc full of sugar!!! ugh... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ aah...I have some recollections from nights out in my '20's myself 🀣😎🀣Appreciate you dropping by on my postπŸ€— !PIZZA

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Rat bastard had me laughing so hard i dropped from my chair. That name is...πŸ˜‚well well well! I don't enjoy beer though and I don't think Nigeria has that many flavours.

hahaha funny, right?πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ I looked in one of the local shops yesterday for Root beer... no luck... I know they have in the bigger supermarkets so I am going to try tomorrow... we got stuck at the park today. Kids playing in the sunshine, I was drifting off listening to my app... I just did not feel like negotiating the big store today. Oh, and it's not like beer at all !LOLZ ... it's a soda pop haha. Thanks for popping by DeraaaπŸ’ž !LUV

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Guyyyyy, Nigeria has more beer flavors, you just haven't seen them because the stores around you sells the ones people patronizes more. πŸ₯±

That could be true. Till then, I wait...

I tend to drink the occasional Henry Weinhard's root beer when I want a treat, but that stuff is super-sweet. I also sometimes drink Zevia ginger root beer, but I'll be the first to say the stuff is a bit weird, and not just because it has no caramel coloring or is sweetened with stevia instead of sugar.

I found the root beer pretty sweet tbh... and 40% sugar content was a bit steep I thought !LOLZ I'm not familiar with those brands... but then I've never bought root beer before haha... I would have thought that the Ginger root beer was quite nice though? Is it still super sweet? I mean do they use a lot of stevia? πŸ˜‚ I quite like stevia myself. I use it at home instead of sugar in tea and I drink Green Cola instead of regular colas as it is made with stevia instead of aspartame. Thank you for dropping in on my post !PIZZA

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Omo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. This was fun to read @samsmith1971. I was laughing in between the text 🀣🀣🀣

Oh you know what? I told myself, "now, iskafan, this is a better way to write a beer post" 🀣🀣🀣

You are always killing everything you set your heart to you... For someone who doesn't drink beer, you gave us an exciting beer experience.... So good.

I am glad you mentioned this post to me, cos, I loved what I just read.... Hehehehe

I hope you get more of these gathering to have fun and probably watch your friend drink from another baby bottle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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This was such a fun post to read, and I loved the descriptions of the drinks and the great time you had! I've always loved a good root beer. I have also spent most of my life living in areas where there are Sassafras trees, from which the original root beers were made. I would have had enjoyed sampling all of these, too, in such good company as you were in! Thanks for sharing the story of a fabulous day, even if you didn't share the incriminating video! 😁

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