Thank you. You just made my day after reading crap on the internet this morning.
Now I can go into the world knowing my exciting day in front of the screen sitting on a chair with nowhere to go exciting.
Let the work begin!
Let the mundane routine begin!
Let the sanity wash away into the rain.... oh! Let it begin.
Mate, your dribble is wetting your crutch with nothing but shite. Best end this before it gets to begin.
You found crap - on the internet?
LOL
Yes, oxymoron