I don't see it but that's probably because I'm dumb.
The last one is my favorite. I have my reasons.
So I thought I was following you and wondered where the hell you'd been all this time. Turns out I wasn't following you. Not even a little bit. [mad emoji, eye-rolling emoji]
Reasons are good things to have.
You didn't miss much by not following me. Only just got started again. Already going crazy...
Crazy can be fun, though.
I think I'm the Anti-Crazy.
Oh, You should start a cult, then.
Good idea.