Almost 2,000 words preamble to get to some lesbian action. Luckily 2020 is what it is and so much time was wasted already I don’t mind having lost another 15 minutes. Next time though, limit the preamble to max. 4 paragraphs, please. Even I stop there.
That's a lot of bang for your buck though. There was on only one way to do this and I thought for sure the size of the post should reflect the size of the dildo.