The Good Lady reached out and pressed a hand on my shoulder as if checking to see if I was medium or medium-rare.
We all know you're well done mate.
Seriously though...You remember that book, Day of the Triffids but John Wyndham? I think you should investigate the opportunities, you know, head down to the plant nursery and all. You'll not have to worry about neighbours then.
I actually tried to convince the missus to get the weird flute-like fly eating ones that grow quite big but she thought they were as ugly as sin.
And yeah, well done is what I am :OD
That was your first mistake. I thought you would have known better by now.
I slipped from the path! I should have known!!
Let the beatings commence!
It's funny from that, makes Will Smith look like a giant!
Maybe you could plant him next to the back fence in place of the cane? Lol.
Hahaha!! I can imagine him now, slappy halls flapping in the wind shouting about how he was gonna fucking get me for feeding him chicken shit all the time 🤣🤣