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It's sore. So sore!!

Next time use the usual dilutants, coke, 7 up, or similar.
Use the beer as a chaser if you are thirsty.
Oooops, that isnt how to do beer tastings, ignor the above, continue with the disprin.

Disprin!! Hahahah, that takes me back! At least its fizzy

Had to think of a headach pill that would be common to both countries
It aint got no zizz if it aint got that fizz