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If one was paying attention, they might be able to tie a few things together from here and understand the strange ending here a little more.

I noticed you've been quiet. Hoping all is well.

Yes, I am quite happy at gathering strands together. I am good mate, quite chipper. I hope you are ok.

Closing in on being bored and unhappy for an extended period of time...

Pretend to be a cat. Apart from the contortion invoked in trying to lick your own arse the rest of it is pretty good. ;0)

Meow

That's my girl. Now get over here and sit in my lap. I love pussy.

:0D

Yer a feckin pussy.

Disclaimer: Not everything I say needs to be taken seriously. Respond at your own risk.