Googly-Eyed Google and Your Other Thought Masters

in #life8 months ago (edited)

I'm unsure of how Google got its name.  Yes indeed I do declare and am quite aware of the fact I could simply Google that and find out fast.  Having the ability to locate all the answers means I don't need the answers now but I still know everything, regardless of whether I know it now or not.

Knowing something someone else doesn't; that no longer exists.

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Unless you know something new.

So we create new facts for views; stardom.

Right now, everywhere I look, there is an armchair Covid-19 expert sorting through the facts, twisting the narrative, achieving the art of bullshit, and successfully projecting their googly-eyed view of the world onto the walls surrounding those who decide to live within a shell of the information they consume.

No need for new thoughts when someone else will do the thinking for you.

It always becomes a battle between their information and that information.

The mainstream media is always wrong.  That's the first lesson any new theorist needs to know, whether it's fact or fiction.  It doesn't matter if the mainstream media was right or wrong.  The "fact" is they are always wrong.

The mainstream media is your enemy.  That's the second lesson any new theorist needs to know, whether it's fact or fiction.  It doesn't matter if the mainstream media is your friend or enemy.  The "fact" is they are your enemy.

The new theorist can now tap into the market already established by the theorists who came before them since that crowd has been preconditioned into automatic acceptance of those two "facts".

So now we have the lying monster/evil villain.  Nobody will defend a lying monster.  Making fun of a lying monster is socially acceptable.  Nobody will question that.  Much like how it's perfectly fine to display your hatred and bully an individual if that individual is the leader of a political party or set of beliefs you don't agree with.

The majority will not view me as worse than Hitler if I suggest something heinous should have happened to Hitler long before he established the fact he was fucked in the head.

Perfectly fine to say, "Hitler was fucked in the head," but if I said your mom is fucked in the head, there's a problem.  Saying someone is fucked in the head is wrong.  "Trump is fucked in the head."  Now saying someone is fucked in the head is okay again, but only to about half of the people, which should be enough, since the other half doesn't matter.

Now the other half is all pissed off because I said they don't matter.  I wasn't saying they don't matter to me.  They don't matter to the people who agree Trump is fucked in the head.  Unfortunately, I just lost half my readership because once triggered, the rest of what I said doesn't matter.  Therefore I don't matter, but you won't see me pouting about that, because some folks are still left reading even though the left stopped reading.

So what side am I on?

How does one respond if the space isn't safe?

The reason why the right hasn't left is because I said their leader is fucked in the head so they want to stay to defend him.  The left will now leave because I'll now say they don't matter which is something frowned upon because according to their hashtags, some lives matter, as long as the other side is somehow seen as holding them back somehow, until it's no longer as fashionable, then those lives don't matter as much because social media moved on to something else.

Confused?  So am I.  What's the point?  There isn't one.  The new theorist simply needs to tap into these political markets as well since it's far easier to tell people what they want to hear when one already knows what that is. Finding ways to insult the other side is often the easy road to more views.

I even got the whole left/right thing mixed up at one point because it doesn't matter and most weren't paying attention anyway since those weren't the talking points one would normally latch onto; or did I?

Yet somehow within this disaster I've created two groups.  One that agrees and another that doesn't agree.  All it took was a bit of nonsense I don't even care enough about to believe in.

From there, all I need to do is carry on saying the same damn things over and over for many months or as long as it takes to get enough views to grow a large following.

Once that's complete, whatever I was talking about at the start will no longer be as fashionable so I'd then pretend it doesn't exist, move on to the next big world problem, call the mainstream media lying monsters, point out how politicians are fucked in the head, then make up some new bullshit about whatever is popular at the time.  That might alienate some followers but most will stay because people look up to those who tell them what they want to hear on a daily basis; the empire grows.

Maybe some don't know what I'm saying is what they want to hear at the time, but they will want to hear it coming from me because they like me.

Even if I'm wrong today, that doesn't matter, as long as some people think I'm right.  Those people will unknowingly enforce the safe space in the comment section, making it easier for anyone else to agree which leads to increased engagement, even if what I'm saying for many months is total bullshit/nonsense.

Like in most cults, the believers do most of the work.

The ones who become really good at believing my bullshit and then being aggressive with those who oppose my bullshit will eventually realize their own potential and would be better off creating their own outlet; a new star is born.

Since their mind was warped and I basically brainwashed them, whatever they come up with will be even more absurd (the moon landing was faked so of course the Earth must be flat), so their following will grow.  Some of those will bloom into third generation brainwashed bullshit artists creating the chaos people enjoy (the moon landing was faked so of course the Earth is flat because aliens living inside the hollow moon created Earth as a place for humans to mine the gold the aliens need for their advanced communications device, instead of skipping those steps and going straight to creating gold).

Eventually we'll have what it's like to be on the internet in 2020 and nobody will even know how it got like that.

Warning:

This was only an experiment in thoughts.  If at any point you found yourself agreeing, disagreeing, believing in, or becoming triggered: You now know how easy it is for someone to come along and bend your thought process into something you never thought before.

Nothing here made sense intentionally and was not to be taken seriously; or was it?

I was bored and only pretending to sound like I know what I'm talking about; or was I?

Nobody was born with what they believe in.  It all came from someone else.  Our personal thought masters.  Who we decide to believe controls us, mainstream or not; or do they?

Is the evil lying monster bad or is the one asking you to believe in evil lying monsters bad?  Is one better than the other?  Are there any other options?  I doubt we'll ever know the true truth now.

Did I do this for views?
Of course I did.  Why else?

Credits:
All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
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"The real conspiracy is the conspiracy itself; or is it?"

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I just got confused XD I don't know if that's better or worse than getting triggered etc :)

Congratulations!

You win!

I disagree.

Please. Tell me more.

Why bother? It's impossible to reason with people like you.

I beg your pardon. Please please please pretty please I beg. Pass the pardon please. Come on! Don't be so stingy with the pardon!

No pardon for you. Idiot.

How did you know I'm an idiot?

It's just my completely unjustified assumption about you based on all the biases and insecurities I've collected over the years. Duh.

Sounds fair. Thanks. It was good doing business with you.

I think it is wrong to put a pair of Googly Goggles if you already have informational myopia. The source of information and what we feed our mind with is what causes short sightness in the first place. I would not blame the Google for all those people deciding to put on Goggles just because it was cool and everyone did it anyway. Getting Google Goggles gets you chasing geese. Enough G force for today.

You're right. It's time to focus on the ducks.

This is a fairly insightful analysis of much of society at the moment, cleverly disguised as some random ramblings.

Thank you, you have told me exactly what I wanted to hear today, I can leave suitably outraged for the day... (not sure who or what I am meant to be outraged at yet, but I'm sure I'll find out about today's outrageous outrage soon enough.)

That's not a disguise. wink wink

Seemed pretty insightful to me.

Can we have a third group, those pissed off at both sides, and outraged at being told how to think?

I don't know what to do anymore. At one point, long ago, I considered myself to be a free thinker, until I noticed there was an entire group of them, and they were all thinking the same way. They even had a name. But I can't say it made me angry...

Sometimes the lines are pretty fuzzy, but that is okay, just ask fuzzy logic believers. Fuzzy logic is the key to the universe. Problem seems to be no one can find the Key Hole.

It's on the lock.

Lol Trump is fucked in the head because no one with some common sense would recommend to take disinfectant to heal from the covid. 😂 But since there is people that believe him I invite them to do what he recommends, he is your president guys obbey, he only wants your safety.

Relativity is one fun place to play but when it comes to the facts can be very dangerous to put in practice the beliefs of some people, look how ended the idiot who made his own rocket to prove that the earth is flat, now the flat is that guy.

I suggested huffing Lysol long before that mainstream madness did, but I can't remember which post it was.

Saskatchewan is flat.

Holey shit…!!! Only 39 minutes, and you got like a gazillion votes!?!?!?!?!? MY nonsense comes nowhere close to what yours pays off...

I need to read you more often, and maybe 'learn' a few pointers?

After reading this about half way through, I realized there was no reason to continue, except perhaps to further be amused, since I pretty much knew how it was going to end.

I 'think' I 'agree' with you, but either way...I should probably thank you for posting something I stumbled across, worth reading.

It was an accident. I'm sorry.

You R forgiven...Gezzz...I thought I was gonna 'learn' some trade secrets from you!!!

Well, like all the financial advice here, "this was not financial advice."

I have been thinking about the topic. People have views, however, their views are molded by the sources they use to feed themselves. People think they are free, but the reality is that their minds are manipulated. This is true even if they are smart. What matters most? If you think Obama is corrupt or an angel? or if your actions generate smiles or trauma?

Every year I unplug these things and go away. Every time I come back, I find it easier to see myself being fed thoughts, so it becomes easier to leave the information with my original thoughts still intact.

Becoming a content creator has taught me a lot. Where some people only see the smiling talking head or hear the alarming tone of voice, I see someone putting their game face on, acting, and I'm seeing all of the material edited out in between takes. I sense the sensationalism in the written word whereas before, in the past, I realize now, I was only seeing the surface.

We're all influences in a sense and it takes great responsibility. Our opinions don't make us experts but our material appears and sounds professional; good enough to captivate an audience. From there we have complete control over minds. Mainstream media has known and been experts for decades. Alternative media and independent sources know (if they're good at what they do) but often pretend they're not attempting to manipulate the minds. The big monster does that. They are innocent.

You've said that mainstream media is always wrong. The media led by the state you mean here, I agree with you. Just like the US media did in the September 11 attacks in America. I gave this example because America is a more free country. For this reason, I do not see any mention of any Middle Eastern country. I do not want to be misunderstood, of course, but when it comes to humanitarian freedoms and rights, the USA is in a good line.

A second issue is what determines the right and wrong behavior for us? The more the answer to this question varies, the erroneous and false sentences of "Fucking the head of the Hitler, the head of Trump or the head of anyone else" varies. In fact, even the ethical mis perception of spending these sentences can be questioned.

Answers vary depending on their perspective. There is no single truth in the world. Everyone has their own truth. And I think this will continue to be so.

It was really enjoyable to read. I wish you a good day.

I'm sure the media is both right and wrong. It boils down to ones personal interpretation. Nobody argues about that story of a tornado touching down if the mainstream reports it. Some folks have been duped into thinking that tornado never existed but that's no fault of the mainstream. The world is confused.

The truth is a lie and what I just said wasn't true, nor was it a lie. Maybe we focus on the wrong things? That question mark isn't used enough these days.

Maybe,you would be right...

I'll accept the maybe.

It's because of magnets. Yup, I was astounded to when I learned this, the mainstream media have been keeping a mighty tight lid on it

Oh please. "Magnets." That was debunked by the debunking site that turned out to be bunk according to the other debunking site in direct competition for views.

They want you to think that but just take a second... Have you ever actually seen a magnet?

Magnets are a hologram created by NASA in order to trick people into thinking magic doesn't exist when it comes time to sticking photos to a fridge. Everyone knows that.

NASA are behind it all... Or retitled it say underneath..? Hmmm.?

All your NASA are belong to me? Hmmm?

I like what you just did.. i got lost half way.. sorry to say you are fucked .. Now you don't agree some other people will agree. While some will not. Those that don't, dont matter .. it made me laugh,it made me try to calm down and re read and after a while.. i gave up and read the whole thing without going back again

Being fucked feels good though.

This made me smile.. thanks for the post .. there were some funny truth in it. The facts from the new theorist is so true. You have to think people are wrong for research to go on . Or else we will be stagnant.

I'm glad you saw the humor in it. A peculiar kind of funny. The confusion was intentional. Just one crazy thought experiment. People most certainly do need to be wrong, including the ones who do their best to convince people they're right, which is something we don't see much, yet.

I read this thing three times... i can't take you serious

LOL! Any and all reactions are welcome.

Googly Google.. such rhymes tho 😂😂😂