Canada publishes Steps to protect yourself during sex

in #news4 years ago (edited)

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I was listening to @crimsonclad's MSP Waves show yesterday and she mentioned British Columba published guidelines for having safe sex during COVID-19 and it is not what you expect.

The British Columbia for Disease Control published special guidelines for practicing safe sex during COVID-19.

The first suggestion is to ask your partner if they are feeling unwell or have any symptoms of COVID-19. They also suggest keeping contact information for your partner if you need to contact them later. So far, it sounds like a good start to a hot date night.

Before sex and after sex, it is suggested you watch your entire body with soap and water.

If you get this far, you should wear a mask while having sex and no kissing.

This is where shit gets weird, and I'll quote it directly.

"Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact."
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So the Canadian government is suggesting glory holes to protect you from COVID-19. I thought this was a joke until I looked it up myself. Unlike most jokes, this one keeps giving.

Someone created a spoof official-looking poster on Staying Safe at the Glory Hole which is absolutely hysterical.

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Remember to Peek Before you Poke!. If only more people took this recommendation, the world would be a safer place.

You really have to give this post a good read before going forward, I'll wait.

Ok, I did say this is a gift that keeps giving.

YouPorn heard of this and expressed solidarity with British Columbia and offered $100,000 to install Glory Holes around the providence.


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The closure of this letter just wins the Internet for the day "See you on the other side!".

You can't buy advertising like this.

Oh ya, they also recommended dental dams.

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Actually it is not. It's right on their main page.

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-and-sex

Canadian citizens are pretty upset.

I don't mean your post, I mean con-ovirus as a whole!!

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time the government has suggested the glory hole.

Glory holes to protect against covid?.

Here I was thinking I'd heard enough stupid ideas in 2020.

Lol.

2020 is going to go down in history.
If we survive it.

Lol. We will.

I’m glad my government spells it out for us. Bunch of morons.

I suspect some might need some help.

Who would have thought practices in the porn industry would be the standard at this time.

2020 never fails to deliver.

Can't wait to see what the next 5 months bring.

Nice article written with humor. I wish everyone to be healthy and cheerful. Thank you very much.

I moved away from Canada years ago. Now I kinda want to move back. When people ask me why I moved back I'm gonna say for glory *holes*.

Jesus Christ. I think I prefer the timeline where Thanos won.

This year really makes me feel like we are on the darkest timeline.

This is epic! Thank you bringing some glory on my day! I cant stop laughing for: "See you on the other side" Nice one.

1984 tu du du tu tu du .... sex crime ..

whats next ? person sized full body condom's ??? ... remote controlled machine sex ?
Fuck it , ... like please no that is ;-)

Yup true story

We certainly live in interesting times...