Being a delicate little petal I am constantly feeling offended.

So that other people can share my existential angst I have decided to have a contest to see who can post the most offensive comment on this post. The more offensive the comment the bigger the upvote. The winner will get a special extra - along with an upvote they will get a bonus ugly tranny picture.

No, bugger it, everyone who comments can have an ugly tranny picture, and the winner can choose to be offended by an extra picture of any subject of their choice...

Some people are offended by my art - this is a picture of a satanic skateboarder jerking himself off in his pocket while fantasizing about some giant pink boobs with nipples like little red ballsacks sprouting droopy dicks. If you see anything other than that you are a sick pervert.

But enough about you wankers - lets talk about me - five things I am offended by:

VEGANS

Vegans are such a bunch of self righteous twats, they make me want to kick them in the nuts. (Do they even have nuts?)

MASKTARDS

Anyone who wears a muzzle is so fucking retarded I want to fling shit at them

VAXTURDS

Which brings me to vaxtards. Actually they are even worse than masktards, so I'll call them VAXTURDS (turd is a special bonus level for beyond retarded)

TRANNYS

Why are these perverts being put into positions of power? Is there a strange agenda going on here? No, it is perfectly normal for men in drag to be in charge of society... Yeah right, fuck off libtards.

THE ROYAL FAMILY

That bunch of adrenochrome guzzling inbred pedophiles keep staring at me from the covers of magazines every time I go to the supermarket. One of the evil old fucks has just carked it. Good job! Time the rest did too, especially the old queen bitch that the subservient classes all like to worship.

And that is five to get things warmed up. I have plenty more but that will do for now. Time for some comments now - let's see what you can do.

If none of you lazy cunts bother to post any replies I will just post a bunch of offensive comments myself and give them all big self upvotes, declare myself the winner, then suck myself off and post selfies.

This is a picture of a dog pissing in the street while two bondage fetishists on psychedelic drugs engage in ritualistic dancing before slicing off each others genitalia and making a street mural from it.