Don't be a retard!

in #retard3 years ago (edited)

Angry with something? Do yoga. Or masturbate. Or think happy thoughts. Just don't be a retard and kick the first hard surface you find.

Or you will break your toe and walk like a retard for a couple of weeks!

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Still better to be a retard than a Steemian in 2021.

Hhaahahha xD

That was definitely brutal, more Savage than ever. Hahah

This is good advice. Thanks. I shall use this.

You'd better!

I guess this was too much to take in all at once. I got the part about not being stupidly aggressive with inanimate objects, but I still stubbed my toe pretty bad yesterday. Walking around, bumping into things. Not very smart.

Don't angrily masturbate. There will be no happy ending.

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I'm in for miooowwsturbating! (a #hardcore friend of mine broke a nail while in the process)
In for Tai Chi and positive thinking. (mindfulness also, it's really a struggle to empty my mind when I am stressed, I feel like a masochist)
But when anger comes along in a powerful way, all I really want to do scream, break something, and then...go pee. I'm trying to solve this dynamic somehow :)

Sending love to that foot!

I am guilty of this a few times.


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We all are

Not quite full retard.

Try harder.

Next time 🤣

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Don't use the R word, Flagged. You brought this on yourself. Wait till I load up all these accounts, u will be toastytrumpman! LOL
I', about to get serious on your ass, and turn this into a full time Job soon! U messed with the wrong mojo bu!


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Περαστικα :)

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And you're using proofofbraintag 🤪

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ouch! well, hope it heals soon..
I've been that retard as well btw years ago :D