Hive Potty Mouths

in #swearing4 years ago

Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words.

I'm not convinced, but who fucking cares, time for another look at who's been succinctly expressing themselves in the first month or so on Hive.



Saucy

There was a similar post on this subject last year using data from the other chain, but that table was pretty influenced by bots. Things look a bit more human this time around.

Before that though, there are some useful reasons for digging into the blockchain data. Full text search isn't quite there yet, and this quickly allows one to see who's talking about a particular topic, like 'seo', or 'apple cider vinegar'.

Author'seo' Comment count
jlufer109
edgargonzalez29
sacra9724
ylich18
drakernoise17
volcandemorcilla15
abitcoinskeptic15
blarchive14
pinmapple14
mllg13
Author'apple cider vinegar' Comment count
mikewick773
sketch.and.jam2
naturalmedicine1
munawar12351
lizelle1
autobodhi1
shookriya1
mysearchisover1
lynds1
hiddenblade1
sn0n1
meesterboom1

Boomy ran out of Beers to review?


Swears

Unlikely to please everyone, as some personal favourites will most likely be missing, but the list I have used is below - mostly taken from here with a few bonus extras.

( body like ('% shit %') or  body like ('% fuck %')  
or  body like ('% bitch %')  or body like ('% piss %') 
or body like ('% dick %') or  body like ('% cock %') 
or body like ('% pussy %') or  body like ('% asshole %') 
or  body like ('% fag %') or body like ('% bastard %') 
or  body like ('% slut %') or  body like ('% douche %') 
or body like ('% cunt %') or body like ('% bollocks %') 
or  body like ('% arsehole %') or body like ('% wanker %') 
or  body like ('% fucking %') or body like ('% fucker %') 
or  body like ('% twat %') or body like ('% fucked %') 
or  body like ('% dickhead %') or  body like ('% tosser %') )

So without further ado, the authors that have produced comments with at least one swear word which is present in the list above - 20th March 2020 onwards.

AuthorNo. of comments with at least one swear
nonameslefttouse80
galenkp72
chekohler59
belemo55
lucylin41
revisesociology38
justineh38
small1axe31
xxxxxxxxxx31
meesterboom29
slobberchops28
clumsysilverdad25
trumpman23
edicted23
markkujantunen23
lordbutterfly23
nickyhavey20
practicalthought20
valued-customer20
movingman20

Congratulations to Mr @nonameslefttouse, an early front-runner and master of succinctness and expression.

Looking down the list, I'm wondering if there is a correlation between swear words and 'hdf' - one for another time perhaps :)


If you have any equally pointless data dives you'd like to see presented, or ones you think might be of use, let me know and I'll include you as a beneficiary if I choose to post on the subject.

Have a nice day!

Asher

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Is this the only fucking way I can win some shit?

😂

I am merely the delivery boy. You'd pick up some prizes in the Engagement League if on a going week I'm sure.

Until then, continue collecting those consumer reward prizes - gonna be big that phrase, one day.

I'm trying to be on vacation. Just happy to see you folks haven't burned the place down yet while I've been away.

Consumer rewards though. Goddamn that's an easy sell.

I've seen a few torches but the house still stands.

Should be an easy sell. Been trying to think of a short searchable phrase which could be entered into Google to find a nice hive blog (or twenty) describing such rewards.

Are referring maybe to the Hivetorch?
By the way, YOU are the torch keeper now, so please pass it to a trustworthy fellow!

making bernie look like an angel

@nonameslefttouse definitely wins. How does he do it? Using cuss words like the are prepositions? Well done. Clean and sqeaky @nickyhavey surprised me. Not sure I can look at you thd same . Lol

Boom @meesterboom? Shocking! Your talented wordsmithing would make a sailor blush. You know its smut, but it's disguised so brilliantly.If they did a recheck, you would win the crown. There is something to be said about being shafted and not knowing about it until you've left the premises.

Brilliant, Asher. You win for thinking it up. Ummm... let's talk about this apple cider vinegar. What?

!tip .20

Lol. I do disguise the most foul of things quite well to small in under the swear radar!!

I'm off for a tablespoon of Apple cider vinegar to keep my innards regular!!

Oi!! And he's off on another tangent! Don't need for explanation I can read between those dirty lines. LOL

You know I love me a tangent!!

No!1 No! Did I use one of your buzz words? Is a tangent another word for something dark and probably dirty? Said in a smarmy accent.

I find your smarmy ascent quite alluring.. ;0D

Haha! Just for that crack, I sent you the Hive Torch! Look in your wallet, Boom!

@meesterboom

Clean and sqeaky @nickyhavey 😅

The talented writers have scored well, perhaps a good smattering of swears is what we need after all :)

There is something to be said about being shafted and not knowing about it until you've left the premises.

Well I'd like to dig into this topic at times, but you, know a gentleman never tells, does he @meesterboom :)

Thanks for the tip Denise, have a lovely Weekend!

A gentleman never does, that is a fact!! :0D

A gentleman never does, he writes about it instead!~ LOL

Lol, didn't ever think I was "clean and squeaky", this proves it 😃 Is it bad when you sometimes don't realise you're doing it 😂

Like butter wouldn't melt!

That was the good hobbit! I have no idea how I mistook you for him. Hiya, @Nickyhavey

:)

Hahaha! All good fun 😂

I know, right? All this fun and money too! :)

Hi again Denise, I sent you the HIVE torch - check your wallet :)

Oh! Thank you so much, like the steem torch? :)

Fucking hell that @nickyhavey is one foul mouthed bugger! Lol glad to see it top 3 Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Fucked again by the Brits, still, the year is young :)

Lol top 3 swearers? Take a bow mate, have a tip 😂

This is my kind of data dive and a table I am proud to sit on!!!

Must be some right potty mouths above me! :0)

Three of them with double the sweary comments, that's going some!

What's this about apple cider vinegar? I am a big fan of this juice btw, ordered a ginger and turmeric one from amazon and it is lush!

Hehe, I think I mentioned something like that in a crude way. Maybe something about bahjinas :0D

I am a big fan though, it's what I use in my famous chilli paste!

I suspect there has been some comment combat, hence the vast amount of cuntage issued!!

So famous, I only just found out! Can I get a sample? :D

I suspect there has been some comment combat, hence the vast amount of cuntage issued!!

I agree, probably surrounding the fund!

All surrounding the fund and the war lolz.

You could get a sample! There are no fresh chili's at the moment so it's a darker hotter beast just now as it uses dried habanero!! It's awfully good, if I do say so myself.

You better up your swear-game bro. Tenth?

I'm too clever you see. I am inventive with my sweariness! :0D

Yes, you apply trick-swearery and I have to say, it's gold! If I was as eloquent as you I would also apply such original swear-trickery but alas, I am but a southern son, an Aussie, and our swearing is normally quite blunt.

That's the funny thing, I am quite blunt in real life. When I write,I get all flowery. I am as blunt as they come. I remember fondly the Good Lady falling out with me when we were courting because she was having a bath and had loads of candles lit around it and I made a face and said fuck sake, only a prick would have a candle lit bath

She had never been called a prick before but she did forgive me in the end :0)

Did you have to light more candles?

You idiot! Everyone knows that the girlies love that candle lit shit! Lol.

I don't think I'd dare call Faith a prick...I wouldn't wake up the next morning.

So...Really, we're just a couple of blunt instruments...Me because I'm an Aussie, and you because you were a bit slow on the candle-lit bath thing. Lol.

School him up G-dog, Boom-dog needs a lesson!

That sounds like a fair summing up!!

I am both slow and Scottish, it don't help!

This is hilarious!!

A little lighter than other stuff this past week, I needed it!

I know that I fncking well did! Thank you! lol

Just do it @fionasfavourites , let it out, spell it right.....you know you want to, it will feel fucking good lol :-)

You remind me of a boyfriend from a gazillion years ago,who said something similar. However. I'll say it in my head. I like to pretend I'm a lady... 🤐🤣

Yeah, you're not fooling anyone 😂

A funking pleasure! :D

Fucking second dude! Love it!

I don't mind getting beaten by nonames...I mean, he only just snuck in right?

This is cool Asher, thanks!

Very close at the top between two clear leaders. Fair fucking play sir, cheers!

Haha, I just told Faith about my near-victory...I got the usual eye roll. But a smile too.

I wonder how she would compare? :)

With swearing? She swears pretty good actually, but never in front of other people, just me. Same as me really, I never swear at work or when I meet new people and stuff...You know, there's a time and place. I'm good at it though. I am a well-mannered chap. Cultured. Lol.

It's good to know the time and the place, I have been known to slip :)

My boss is shocking though, worse than the whole team put together!

Yeah, we have to be careful at work, you know someone complains and all of a sudden trouble. Also, I work with l clients so, no swearing there of course. 😉

Fuck me, how did I end up in this shit heap... Oh....

Continue this good form and you'll be well up on the shit-pile come the end of the year!

And I wasn't even commenting on HDF posts... which is worrying 😂

avoiding them fuckers like the plague were you? (+1)

Yeah didn't want to get involved with that shit!

I'm guessing the most common of the swearwords I used must have been 'shit'.

And that's a really light swear in most people's books.

I'm surprised to even be on that list and I'm surprised Bernie does not occupy the top position.

Perhaps as a % swears/comments, he could be going well :)

the individual who downvoted this post is definitely such!

haha :)

I have a few keen downvoters, just happy they have fuck all HP, most of the time :D

lol you should see the witchery these cunts are up to on https://hive.dlease.io 👢

@justineh needs to step it up

Yeah.. I mean how did nice guy @galenkp kick my ass so god damn fucking bad at this? I mean, I literally was just told that a certain dipshit won’t talk to me due to my “foul mouth”.. but here Galen is loved and admired due to his niceness. WELL THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT... damn aussies, punching kangaroos and dropping F bombs like it’s their job... I can’t get any damn respect.

But seriously though.. how did we all beat Bernie? 😂

Bernie must've gotten soft, quick let's make fun of him, you go first. xD

Lol, I'm a nice guy? Aww, haven't heard that lately ever. 😊

I am though, right? Nice? 😉

I'm not sure how I managed to make into the upper echelon of sweariness here but was pleasantly surprised. I might go number one next time, although I think there'll be some competition ramping up from yourself right?

Just wait until the next proposal :)

Would this be Hive Sentiment Analysis

Looking down the list, I'm wondering if there is a correlation between swear words and 'hdf' - one for another time perhaps :)

Could well be, although this one works as well :)

I first thought this one done monthly could be sentiment analysis. But without context, it’s a rather difficult sentiment to assess.

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Spot on that!

Fuck, I'm not even listed in this one. 😒

Better try a bit fucking harder sir!

I just want to know who is swearing with the word 'tosser' lol.

You you you... Cockwomble!

(I want to top the Cockwomble swear record next time you're doing another one of these.)

I've not added cockwomble, it's too custom!

Tosser can be quite an offensive one here in the UK!

Ummm... I think I might have used that one, I'd class it as "mild" on the scale ☝️ 😁

What happened to @berniesanders ?? I would have expected him to show up in this list.

Maybe he is there :O

Yeah, but it's no fun getting sweared at by some alt account, I want the real bernie burn!

7 words you can't say on TV but cerrtanly can on a blockchain

Now this some serious analytics!

😂

A proper way to dig for data. Great idea .... fucking fun ...

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Thank you very much for the information
I wish you a great day

Hola @jlufer

Yes the search is quite simple but you need the @hivesql tool, or ability to code against the blockchain.

Thanks for visiting y buenas noches :D

Good, great, I'm going to take a look at it.
thank you very much dear friend @ abh12345

The fuckers on this fucking list should learn some fucking manners.

Fucking terrible isn't it? I've improved since last year and fallen out of the table, my mother will be proud.

Neither of us really write the type of content where cursing makes sense, all that often.

I was in the bottom of the table for SEO, lol. So I'll take the nerd prize.

Holy Crap!! really surprised of having been so neaty, moderate and demure in my comments as not to have appeared on that fucking list above. Hahahaha

Well, I suppose those acclaimed records of fame must be more related of the use of swear words on comments we drop in the content and posts of others. Because if you were to track and scan also in our own posts and original content for those succinctly colorful expressions, I have not the slightest doubt I would be up there fighting with Mr. @nonameslefttouse and Mr. @galenkp to see who the hell of us should wear the laurels wreath and be fed with grapes in the mouth by the maidens while the eunuchs fan us with those large palm leaves. :D

On other hand, I think I have a suggestion for you Asher. The next time include also the word 'crap' in your selection. But Shush! don't tell anybody yet. Lest they think that you are favoring me. :)

'crap' is weeeeeeak! I can't include words that 5 year old's wont even get a smacked bum for!

I chose comments over posts because in them you are usually conversing with someone else (some people aren't!) and a Post is more of a 'lets see who reads this one'.

One day though, your time will come and the 'crap post' scores will come out - hmm, that didn't sound right :D

'crap' is weeeeeeak! I can't include words that 5 year old's wont even get a smacked bum for!

Well, I haven't lost my inner child yet. But yeah, from now on ¡Holy SHIT! will be my brandnew slogan.

I chose comments over posts because in them you are usually conversing with someone else (some people aren't!) and a Post is more of a 'lets see who reads this one'.

Oh yeah, I understand. The thing is, I'm too shy, extremely polite and diplomatic, or maybe even elegant to think in use faulty fucking words while conversing with someone else. Dontcha think? };)

One day though, your time will come and the 'crap post' scores will come out - hmm, that didn't sound right :D

Are you listening this Mr. Nonames & Mr. G-Dog? You both will be drowned soon at the bottom of my 'crap post' scores. Hahahaha

:D

Perhaps a 'diplomatic' and 'elegant' list will appear at some point and you will romp to victory!

I have not the slightest doubt my friend. I think it is the first time in 4 fucking years that I've used and written these winning words on the blockchain. :D

And it feels gooooood, right? :D

Haha, great data!

:D

Scraping the report barrel until the end of the month here!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Should put me in the running.

That's cheating and also splamming "fucks" you should downvote yourself.

I'm only counting 1 swear per comment :)

It's a bit like when someone fills a sentence with swears, sort of dilutes the impact the more that get thrown in.

LOL, thanks for the chuckle! Thank goodness I got caught on Apple cider vinegar only as I have used some very expressive and colourful words from my mother tongue Afrikaans like gatvol - meaning totally and utterly fnucking fedup!!! Pronounced gaaat-fall but the g is a harsh guttural sound like the ch in Scottish Loch. No youtube video gave the correct pronunciation though!
Would be interesting to see who has used the very expressive word guzbuck or guzbucking invented by a Hive friend @sultnpapper;)
Ask any South African what they think of our draconian lockdown and the word gatvol is bound to come up!

My pleasure :)

I'm surprised you can't find a Youtube video with the right pronunciation of 'gatvol', I have practiced it but think I'll need to hear to be sure!

Ask any South African what they think of our draconian lockdown and the word gatvol is bound to come up!

@jaynie, what's cracking? :D

i have a feeling ill be #1 next time

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Fuck yeah, I'm joining :)

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Hey, @abh12345.

I may have missed it down here in the comments, but I'm wondering if it's also time to revisit how pleasant people are, especially now that they're on HIVE. Can't remember the key words you pulled to determine the nice factor, I just know I didn't fair very well in the way I expressed gratitude. :)

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