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Do you have to prove yourself to the guardian of the toilet before you can enter?

I dared not enter, the guardian of the bogs looked too forbidding for me.

The coffee would always win but not everywhere. It looks quite normal.. I don't know how they made it taste so good.

Some ancient recipe no doubt...
I was going to use the word “bog” in my initial comment but didn’t know if it was a familiar term...it one of my favourite words, so bravo for keeping it alive. LONG LIVE THE BOG!!

LOL, not sure if our foreign readers will know what it means.., it is very British.