#jokeUnmoderated tagAll postsTrending CommunitiesHIVE CN 中文社区WorldmappinLeoFinanceOlio di BalenaSplinterlandsActifitLifestylePhotography LoversVibesSpendHBDHive LearnersBlack And WhiteExplore Communities...#jokeTrendingHotNewPayoutsMutedpedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 15 hours ago(Humor) Indelicate. + Falta de tacto. [Eng+Spa]— Honey, you're so fat. — Oh, my love, can't you give me sweeter words? — No, because you'd eat them. +++ — Mi vida, estás muy gordo. — Ay, mi amor, ¿No puedes darme palabras más dulces? — No, porque tepedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • yesterday(Humor) Emergency + Emergencia. [Eng+Spa]At a retro festival, three men were sitting on a bench chatting comfortably. They were an old man, a middle-aged man, and a young man. “I don't know if it's a coincidence, but I remember I came with mypedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • yesterday(Humor) Excuse me + Discúlpeme [Eng+Spa]A very old woman visits her late brother's grandchildren. The relatives welcome her, and she sits in the living room with the little ones. The old man jokingly asks one of the children how old he thinkspedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago(Humor) Very slow + Muy lento [Eng+Spa]There was a guy who used to move so calm, and so slowly, that his balance was lost on a Friday and his body finished reaching the ground… on Monday!+++ Había un tipo que se solía mover tan calmo, y conpedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 4 days ago(Humor) How would I know? + ¿Cómo voy a saberlo? [Eng+Spa]In a mental hospital, one of the nurses sees a patient writing by hand. She approaches and speaks to him: — Hello Peter, what are you doing? — I'm writing a letter to send by traditional post. — And whopedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 5 days agoHigh-risk humor. + Humor de alto riesgo. [Eng+Spa]A man arrives before a doctor, very beaten up, and while he's being examined, they ask: — What happened to him? — I argued with my wife; she wanted to buy a Persian Rug… — And how did it get to this state?pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 5 days ago(Humor) Are you sure? + ¿Estás segura? [Eng+Spa]In a curator, a lady enters and talk to a policeman: — Officer, I come to denounce that my husband has disappeared. — Well, describe her husband to make the report, and the search application. — Look,
