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bananamemos (52)in #howto • 6 years ago
🍌 How to tell the difference between a banana and a slug 🍌
Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now…
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bananamemos (52)in #humor • 6 years ago
🍌 6 Degrees of Banana-ation #4 🍌
It's time again, people, for another installment of The 6 Degrees of Banana-ation If you're not familiar with it, this is where the Banana Collective PROVES that…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Haiku poem ~ Plant the Seeds 🍌
8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), has another Haiku for you... along with some words of wisdom. Planting the seeds…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Weekend Dating Tip (it involves bananas) 🍌
of you who have been reading this blog know that I'm a, um... romantic kind of girl... if you know what I mean. So who better to give out dating advice than me? Get ready…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Superfluous post about a pop band with "BANANA" in its name... 🍌
Nothing beats videos from the '80s for sappiness. Hey, is that even a word? Definition of "sappy" from dictionary.com Slang. silly or foolish. So, yeah. 'Sappiness'…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Bananas and plastic wrap are NOT a good partnership! 🍌
Greetings. P.O.Tassium here with a major report, ready to peel away the untruths surrounding a grievous situation. After many sad instances of banana deaths due to…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Our F.O.B.s (Friends of Bananas) share awesome curvy yellow stuff! #2 🍌
Greetings. P.O. Tassium, Publisher of the Banana Memos, here with a special installment... a compilation post of curvy, yellow fun stuff. The Banana Collective has made lots…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 4 Reasons why we're bullish on Steemit 🍌
haha, we're playing a joke on you. We don't mean "bullish" in terms of market economics... we mean "bullish" as in "feeling optimistic and confident." But it's sorta the same…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Where'd all the bananas go? 🍌
Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Even the Caped Crusader likes bananas 🍌
Just don't get between a man (super hero) and his bananas. Even a super hero needs his potassium. @bananamemos If you enjoyed this post, please consider re-steeming…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Dr. Victor Frankenpeel returns from his world tour! 🍌 Comedy Open Mic Round #29
Hello fellow members of my Steemit community! I am finally returned from an uber-successful worldwide press junket. My genetic marvel, the super-banana I call The STEEMNANA…
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comedyopenmic (71)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 29
Welcome to the 29th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Poem for my jerky brother 🍌
8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), wrote a poem for her brother. (Before you say, "awww, how sweet," you better read…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Important New Banana Collection Program 🍌
The rambling, fast-talking Roxana is a fledgling nutritionist who doesn't always quite know what she's talking about, but she's earnest and she tries really hard. We all know…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Memorable Lines from Fruitywood Films #7 🍌
Hola! I am the Art, Entertainment and Culture correspondent for the Banana Collective. Today I bring you the seventh installment of "Memorable Lines" -- an ongoing series…
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comedyopenmic (71)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 28
Welcome to the 28th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Where we go one, we go all ~ GramNana's perspective 🍌 Comedy Open Mic Round #28
Internet Dearies. There's a phrase going around social media, and since it originated with bananas, I thought I'd tell you where it came from. The phrase is "Where we go one…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 This just in: WORLD'S FAVORITE FRUIT 🍌
This just in. A new study conducted last month reveals that 86 percent of respondents in 91 percent of polls conducted in 63 percent of the world’s countries indicate that…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 6 years ago
🍌 Banana Lovers Day with Lana Peelings 🍌
Hey all! Did you hear that today is Banana Lover's Day? Isn't that great? A day to celebrate banana lovers!! As a former star in some of the steamier Fruitywood films, I…
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bananamemos (52)in #bananamemos • 7 years ago
🍌 Is there a banana-gram in your future? 🍌
This game is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! So easy, a chimp could do it. It just might make you into a banana-holic. It's really a very a-peeling game, and the time is…
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