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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
Bad day
One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it.…
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davordm (47)in #new • 7 years ago
Friend
A friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always there for you to…
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davordm (47)in #new • 7 years ago
Candies
Confectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. Confectionery refers to the art of creating sugar based dessert…
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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
Ferrari
Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been…
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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
Heaven Joke
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do…
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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks…
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davordm (47)in #trending • 7 years ago
Happy Valentine's Day
Whenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you're wrong! Happy Valentines day!
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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing? " She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing…
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davordm (47)in #new • 7 years ago
Happy Friendship Day
Today is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to all
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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
Gynecological Echo
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep…
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davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years ago
WHO AM I
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts…
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davordm (47)in #music • 7 years ago
BEST MUSIC BANDS AND SINGERS 4 : THE SMITHS
The Smiths The Smiths were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1982. The band consisted of vocalist Morrissey, guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke and drummer…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 7 years ago
The Perfect Wife
I once met a man who said he was looking for the perfect wife. He told me that he needed to find someone who was beautiful, kind, loving, and very spiritually oriented. And…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #poetry • 7 years ago
MY LIFE
Shall I now live for her, for you, for me? I shall. And do you see: If not for her, what good for you or me? If not for me, what worth then she? If not for you…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 7 years ago
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 7 years ago
PASSWORD
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
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davordm (47)in #fun • 7 years ago
BLACK AND WHITE
A black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm cold I'm…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 7 years ago
Two strangers
Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up…
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davordm (47)in #poetry • 7 years ago
A DREAM
Once a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. Troubled, wildered, and forlorn, Dark, benighted…
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r2cornell (69)in #flowers • 7 years ago
Time to think Spring
I have been extra busy so far in January. Looks to be settling down for awhile. I have so many responses to my posts and new followers. I have noticed a trend on lots of…
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