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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #drugwars • 6 years ago

  Check my latest fight ! hanzappedfirst vs nerdnews

  $0.27

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Perfect fit!

  How would you describe yourself? Giphy Oh boy have I got the perfect "social" media platform for you!

  $5.50

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Accidentally setting your alarm on the weekend.

  So... my son forgot it wasn't a school day and set his alarm to volume 11. So this will be me for the rest of the day... Giphy

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  If you have been in a coma for a month.

  Please don't look at coin market cap. Giphy

  $5.53

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  I need some help.

  I am in kind of a bind. Can someone please loan me $9 Billion? Giphy If you think you don't have it to spare, just check your steem wallet.

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  What did you just say?

  When one of my students asks if he can opt out of today's test because he is exhausted from playing Fortnite all night. Giphy

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Am I overdressed?

  When you walk into a kindergarten graduation and realize you may be a little overdressed for the occasion. Giphy

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Hero

  My wife's reaction when I fill the dishwasher the way she likes it done. Makeagif Sadly this is not a euphemism for anything more fun.

  $6.40

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Almost time for report cards

  Well it is almost time to hand out report cards. i guess I better star practicing saying this... Giphy

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #puinchline • 7 years ago

  This is no cave!

  Looks like Odell Beckham Jr. is getting ready to take care of some mynoks. Giphy If you don't get it, it's a Star Wars thing... and I'm a huge dork.

  $6.36

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  A true Renaissance man!

  Not only was Stan Lee a creative genius, he was the best damn strip club DJ ever! Giphy Thank you Stan Lee! You will be missed.

  $8.55

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Best dating advice ever!

  Whenever I go on a date, I remember these 5 simple words... Giphy For some unknown reason, I don't get many second dates.

  $7.61

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  My heart!

  My reaction when every kid in my class has their homework done! make entertainment GIFs like this at MakeaGif

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Why do these exist?

  Next time a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos is around, think "vomit" and then smell them. You're welcom

  $9.33

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  The weekend is almost here!

  When you are psyched for the weekend... but then you find out your mother-in-law is coming over. Giphy

  $10.95

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Halloween is over.

  Looks like the Bulls fans can't get enough of Halloween. They keep showing up disguised as empty seats. Giphy Or maybe people would rather eat their tickets than…

  $10.65

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #pinchline • 7 years ago

  Touche

  Quite often I like to joke around about Gifs I could play on a loop in my class. Here's one that my students could play every time I ask them a question. Giphy

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Trust

  I tried this once. Giphy And I've got the post-concussion syndrome to prove it. In case that was too subtle... no one likes me enough to catch me.

  $11.25

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Clearly I'm doing something wrong.

  Thsi is the same look my students give me when I ask them a question. Giphy

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• hanzappedfirst (66)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  It is not possible!

  What I tell myself when 14 trick or treaters come to my door dressed as my mother-in-law. Giphy

  $10.12

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  • - Author $7.68
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