• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Hillbilly

  I really don't understand how Bill and Hillary Clinton dodged the nickname - "HillBilly"

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  A family affair

  My mate came over yesterday, he was terribly upset. He said he had just slept with his second cousin. I said, "Bud, if it upsets you that much, just stop counting them"

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• loboman (25)in #life • 8 years ago

  Forever is tomorrow

  I went to my local video store and asked the clerk if I could have Batman Forever. He replied, no, I would have to return it tomorrow

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Diamond things

  My mate asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said nothing would make her happier than a diamond ring. So he got her nothing 😂

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Baby blues

  This "No more tears" is bullshit. I've already used, like, a whole bottle on this baby and he's still crying

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• loboman (25)in #life • 8 years ago

  Flat planet society?

  Question: Do flat earthers think all the planets are flat or just earth?

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• loboman (25)in #life • 8 years ago

  Tall stories

  Dear graffiti artists How the faark did you get up there?

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Rip-off

  I saw a cool T-shirt yesterday for only $10, but at the counter, the cashier asks me for $20. I say "But it says $10 on the price tag" He says "Ya, but it actually costs $20" So…

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  The truth about Spongebob

  Maybe you didn't know this, But Spongebob is completely self-absorbed

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  What's in a name?

  Got a cousin who's a lawyer, her name is Sue. Her brother's a mountaineer, his name is Cliff. His brother works in a sweet factory, his name is Chip. Chip's father is a painter…

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  a 'little' story

  My mate had sex with a dwarf yesterday, but he said that he won't be making a hobbit of it picure courtesy of - lotr.wikia.com

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Nokia 3210

  Just put on a jacket that I last wore at a wedding in 1999 and found a Nokia 3210 in the inside pocket....It's still has 2 bars of battery life😂

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• loboman (25)in #sport • 8 years ago

  The mercurial Roger Federer

  I just watched Rafael Nadal go crashing out of the Australian Open, retired, hurt. Yesterday I saw that other tennis player extraordinaire, Novak Djokovic, also go limping out.…

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• loboman (25)in #funny • 8 years ago

  The real "Mission Impossible"

  The next film in the "Mission Impossible" franchise, is just gonna be a movie about Tom Cruise trying to get his car-keys off the top of the refrigerator

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• loboman (25)in #life • 8 years ago

  A message from George Carlin

  I would like to share this message from George Carlin, my favourite comedian ever and a very, very wise man "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings…

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• loboman (25)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago

  loboman introduction

  good morning, Steemers, I am Loboman and I write to you from sunny South Africa on the beautiful east coast of Kwazulu Natal, land of golden beaches, amazing wildlife and home of…

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• loboman (25)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago

  loboman introduction

  IUJIO

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• loboman (25)in #lobo • 8 years ago

  Trump

  Donal Trump wakes up from anaesthetic after an op, "Melania, Melania, did I builded the big walls yet?"

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• loboman (25)in #lobolobo • 8 years ago

  Bon Jovi

  My wife said that she's leaving me for Tommy. It's because of my obsession with Bon-Jovi. I replied, "Tommy who used to work on the docks?"

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