• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Keep you eyes on the prize!

  Your face when you think you have it all figured out and then your day goes to shit in an instant. Source

  $1.20

  • Past Payouts $1.20
  • - Author $0.92
  • - Curators $0.28

   22 3
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Please don't make me come!!!

  Students sitting at the table when their parents forced them to come to the parent-teacher interview night with them. Source

  $1.19

  • Past Payouts $1.19
  • - Author $0.90
  • - Curators $0.28

   35 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Turkey's fight back

  In a last-ditch effort to avoid being on the table this year, Turkey's attempt to fight back as a means of survival. Source

  $1.16

  • Past Payouts $1.16
  • - Author $0.88
  • - Curators $0.27

   22 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Clap off?? I'll go with bang off!!

  I was going to buy a clapper but then I remembered I had a better option. Source

  $1.38

  • Past Payouts $1.38
  • - Author $1.05
  • - Curators $0.33

   40 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Careful not to push and grunt too hard

  The reality is that some people deal with constipation better than others. I think trying one of the many products out there might be a better solution. Source

  $0.67

  • Past Payouts $0.67
  • - Author $0.51
  • - Curators $0.16

   33 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  You can't be serious

  This was me last Sunday as I watched LeSean McCoy score 2 TD's after I pulled him from my fantasy lineup because he has sucked all year long. I lost because I sat him. Source

  $1.39

  • Past Payouts $1.39
  • - Author $1.06
  • - Curators $0.33

   25 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  You have got to be kidding me!

  Staring at my car covered in snow yesterday morning and remembering that my scraper broke at the end of last winter and I had yet to get a new one. Source

  $0.65

  • Past Payouts $0.65
  • - Author $0.50
  • - Curators $0.15

   25 1
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Snow Day!!!!

  With 15 CM of snow on the ground this morning we have the first SNOW DAY of the year. Teachers rejoice!!! Source

  $0.65

  • Past Payouts $0.65
  • - Author $0.49
  • - Curators $0.15

   26 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Rules? Who needs them?

  Head of player safety for the NHL, George Parros after Tom Wilson's 20 game suspension was reduced by an independent arbitrator. Source

  $0.68

  • Past Payouts $0.68
  • - Author $0.54
  • - Curators $0.14

   24 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Classroom bloodbath around the corner

  When you know that only one more annoyance will put you over the edge. The classroom is about to get ugly! Bring it on Grade 8's!!!!! Source

  $0.76

  • Past Payouts $0.76
  • - Author $0.58
  • - Curators $0.18

   27 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Let it rain

  There comes a moment in every bad day where you stop fighting it and just accept that this is how the day is going to go. There is no umbrella coming. Source

  $0.93

  • Past Payouts $0.93
  • - Author $0.71
  • - Curators $0.22

   26 1
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Ummmmm, where am I?

  When you wake up after a night of partying and have absolutely no idea where you are. Source

  $0.93

  • Past Payouts $0.93
  • - Author $0.71
  • - Curators $0.22

   38 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Dez Bryant gone in the blink of an eye.

  Fantasy football owners who used their high waiver priority to pick up Dez Bryant for the playoff run. Ouch!!!! Source

  $0.86

  • Past Payouts $0.86
  • - Author $0.66
  • - Curators $0.20

   38 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Meeting a Steemian for the first time!

  What is happening every ten minutes at Steemfest. Source

  $0.92

  • Past Payouts $0.92
  • - Author $0.71
  • - Curators $0.22

   41 1
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Smoked again!!!

  Yet another season going up in smoke for the Cleveland Browns. I think they might need a bigger hose! Source

  $1.10

  • Past Payouts $1.10
  • - Author $0.85
  • - Curators $0.26

   35 1
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Oh yeah, that's awesome.

  When your buddy won't stop going on and on about his latest new gadget. Source

  $1.13

  • Past Payouts $1.13
  • - Author $0.88
  • - Curators $0.25

   21 1
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  The fear is real!!!

  I think that this must be what it will feel like for Nate Peterman to look into the eyes of Khalil Mack on Sunday. It's not going to be pretty!!! [Source(

  $1.15

  • Past Payouts $1.15
  • - Author $0.88
  • - Curators $0.28

   21 1
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Burning ring of fire coming!!

  After a night of drinking beer and eating hot wings at the bar, I could predict my experience in the bathroom for the next morning. Source

  $1.18

  • Past Payouts $1.18
  • - Author $0.90
  • - Curators $0.28

   26 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  I'll show you!!!

  Ever get so mad that you react badly and then all of a sudden realize you have gone too far?? Run away!!!! Source

  $2.53

  • Past Payouts $2.53
  • - Author $1.92
  • - Curators $0.61

   24 0
• mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years ago

  Tell us the last thing you remember seeing.

  The Peak a boo game that is scarier than any Halloween fright you could imagine. Source

  $1.13

  • Past Payouts $1.13
  • - Author $0.86
  • - Curators $0.27

   26 0