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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Tis No Teen. Tis a Remoreselss Eating Machine
Cooking for teenagers is like trying to fill a black hole with a spoon. I blink and suddenly everything in the fridge is gone. I swear I just went grocery shopping. Where did the…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
My Bandwidth!
In our house, WiFi is not just an internet connection. It is a battleground. A sacred resource. A modern-day gold rush. And every single member of the family believes they are…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Advice I Never Asked For
I am the proud owner of a couple of teenagers who firmly believe I need life coaching. From them. The same people who think pizza rolls count as a food group and consider…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Texting, Texting, 1, 2, 3
There was a time when my kids used to hang on my every word. Granted, they were toddlers and mostly interested in whether I had snacks or a Band-Aid, but still. Now that they’re…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Good Thing There Is No Law Against Dressing Badly
Not a picture of my actual teen... they look far worse. I love my kids. Truly. But when it comes to their fashion choices, I sometimes wonder if they are actively trying to…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
White Knuckles: Teaching Teens To Drive
Teaching my kids to drive has been the most terrifying bonding experience of my life. I thought childbirth was stressful. I thought potty training was intense. But nothing…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
The Great Escape
It was supposed to be a peaceful walk. Just me, the leash, and our dog who is usually more focused on sniffing blades of grass than chasing squirrels. I was wearing my comfy…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
How to Embarass Your Teen Without Even Trying
I have discovered a hidden talent. I do not need to put in any effort. I do not need to plan ahead. I embarrass my teenagers simply by existing. It is a gift. I used to think…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Who Moved My Cheese... And Every Other Edible Thing In The House?
I am convinced my teenagers have a black hole in their stomachs. There is no other logical explanation for the way food vanishes in this house. I go grocery shopping, unload…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
I Need Some Wineto Aid Me With FInancial Aid
Applying for college financial aid is like stepping into a game show where the grand prize is debt and the consolation prize is also debt. I thought the hardest part of the…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Curses! Foiled Again!
I used to think I was a pretty sharp parent. I mean I made it through college I can set up a WiFi router and I know how to parallel park. Surely I could stay one step ahead of my…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • last month
Lost in Translation Part 2
Just when I thought I had accepted my fate as an outsider in the ever-changing world of teen slang, my kids upped the ante. They have now introduced a new level of…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Lost In Translation
There was a time when I felt pretty cool. I knew all the latest trends. I understood pop culture references. I could carry on a conversation without feeling like I needed a…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Laundry
There are few things more terrifying than walking into a teenager’s room and seeing the state of their laundry. It is as if they believe clothing belongs in three places: on…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Sportsball!
Watching sports with teenagers is a test of patience, endurance, and your ability to decipher what on earth they are yelling at the screen. I naively thought family sports nights…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Teenagers vs Grandma and Granpa
Every so often, I gather my teenagers, load them into the car, and embark on the grand journey to visit their grandparents. You would think I was dragging them to a medieval…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Attention Spa... Squirrel!
Once upon a time, my kids could sit through an entire movie without moving. It was a magical era when they would curl up on the couch, eyes glued to the screen, barely blinking.…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Investing in Our Future
There comes a time in every parent’s life when their teenager decides they are ready to become a millionaire. For my kids, this realization struck after they saw a TikTok…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Get a Job!
There comes a time in every teenager’s life when they realize that money does not magically appear in their bank account. That moment happened in my house when my teenager…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 2 months ago
Let's Talk About College... For The 1 Millionth TIme
Lately, our house has turned into an ongoing college debate club. My teenagers have decided that discussing colleges is their new favorite pastime. And by…
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