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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • yesterday
(Humor) Vocation. + Vocación. [Eng+Spa]
A young man leaves a career guidance meeting. A teacher sees him looking downcast, and they chat: — Why are you so downcast after the career guidance meeting? — I don't know what career to study. — What
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Breakdown: 0.12 HBD, 0.47 HP
Payout in 6 days
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in Caturday • yesterday
Relaxed Caturday. + Caturday relajado. [Eng+Spa]
Today was a cold, somewhat rainy, and (overall) pretty calm day. I was doing a little online homework, and I saw an image on an AI-powered image site that inspired me to use their prompt to generate my
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Breakdown: 0.56 HBD, 2.19 HP
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 days ago
(Humor) Curtains. + Cortinas. [Eng+Spa]
One neighbor asked the other: — Hey dude, why do you open the curtains every time your wife starts practicing her singing lessons? — Have you heard her singing? — Yes. — You should understand that I open
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Breakdown: 0.13 HBD, 0.50 HP
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Movie title and plot. + Título y trama. [Eng+Spa]
Two friends are at the door of a cinema, they have time without seeing and talking. “I didn't know you came to the movies today, what movie are you going to see?” “Murderous sharks at tropical island.”
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Breakdown: 0.19 HBD, 0.73 HP
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 4 days ago
(Humor) How's who doing? + ¿Cómo va quien? [Eng+Spa]
— Doctor, how is my husband's disease? — The disease is doing well… — Excellent! — Who is very bad is her husband. +++ — Doctor, ¿Cómo va la enfermedad de mi marido? — La enfermedad va bien… — ¡Qué bueno!
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Breakdown: 0.12 HBD, 0.48 HP
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 5 days ago
(Humor) Poor skill + Pésima habilidad. [Eng+Spa]
Two friends meet after a while and sit down to talk about the news: — My doctor recommended I stop playing soccer. — Do you have a problem with your knee? Or did he diagnose you with any illness? — No,
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Breakdown: 0.09 HBD, 0.34 HP
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 5 days ago
(Humor) Gaze. + Mirada. [Eng+Spa]
Does your cat give you tender glances? Yes, when he closes his eyes. +++ ¿Tu gato te da miradas tiernas? Sí, cuando cierra los ojos. Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen
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Breakdown: 0.08 HBD, 0.31 HP
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 7 days ago
(Short Humor) What did say to... + Qué le dijo... [Eng+Spa]
What did one worm say to another worm in a fruit shop? “I'll be right back, I'm going around the apple”. +++ ¿Qué le dijo un gusano a otro gusano en una frutería? “Ya vuelvo, le voy a dar la vuelta a la
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Breakdown: 0.12 HBD, 0.46 HP
Payout in 5 hours
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 7 days ago
(Humor) I always have the last word. + Tengo la última palabra [Eng+Spa]
A friend says to another: — When I argue with my wife, I always have the last word. — Really? — Yes, that's right. I always say: “Whatever you want, honey”. +++ Un amigo le dice a otro: — Yo, cuando discuto
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 8 days ago
(Humor) Selective Hedonism. + Hedonismo selectivo. [Eng+Spa]
Two college students meet and talk: — I heard you were interested in philosophical hedonism. — Yes, I'm just learning about this position that it's pleasure that determines value. After all, I do believe
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 9 days ago
(Humor) How to Make Friends? + ¿Cómo hacer amigos? [Eng+Spa]
A very surly man aggressively enters a bookstore, goes straight to the counter, skips the line, and rudely tells the salesman: — I need a book on “How to Make Friends.” Bring it quickly, idiot. I'm in
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in Caturday • 9 days ago
Amarillo resting... as always. + Amarillo descansando. [Eng+Spa]
It's a pleasant Saturday on this side of the world. And one of the house cats, Amarillo (Yellow in Spanish), thought it would be a good idea to take a long nap on one of the balconies. My idea was to take
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 9 days ago
(Humor) Double infidelity. + Doble engaño. [Eng+Spa]
An infidel couple is resting on a sofa, the woman receives a call. “Hi… well, no problem, let me know when you come on the way.” Her lover saw that she had a rare expression, and asked: “Who was it?” “My
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in #humor • 10 days ago
(Humor) Chiste de edad, solo en español.
En un grupo, un amigo nos preguntó: “Entre un niño de 1 año y un pollo de 1 año, ¿Cuál es más viejo?” Luego de que discutimos un rato, sin acertar, nos dijo: “El pollo es más viejo, porque tiene 1 año…
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 10 days ago
(Humor) School doubt. + Duda escolar. [Eng+Spa]
A child arrives very worried to the classroom and asks his teacher: — Teacher, you would punish me for something I have not done. — Of course not. — Well, I have not done my homework… +++ Un niño llega
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 12 days ago
(Humor) Religious? + ¿Religioso? [Eng+Spa]
Two friends sit down to eat the lunches they brought from home. One of them (before opening the box) joins her hands and prays silently. The other friend looks at her and, when she's finished, asks: —
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- Author $0.07
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 13 days ago
(Humor) Drunken recklessness + Imprudencia beoda. [Eng+Spa]
A scoundrel sneaks into a wedding party and gets drunk. When he sees the bride arrive, he's shocked and says to someone next to him: — Look how ugly the bride is! — How dare you, she's my daughter! — Excuse
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 14 days ago
(Humor) Uncomfortable sincerity. + Sinceridad incómoda. [Eng+Spa]
In a future city, a man enters a store to buy: — Do you give me a soda? — Yes, here you have. It costs 8 credits. — Here is 10. — Can I give you your change in mint gum? — Don't you have the 2 credits
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 15 days ago
(Humor) Don't worry + Sin problemas. [Eng+Spa]
A boss passes through a work station and note to a very drunk employee, with enough liquor on the table, and during working hours. He enraged and shouts: — Joseph! Doesn't you know that it is forbidden
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pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 16 days ago
(Humor) Said, done. + Se dice, se hace. [Eng+Spa]
These are two friends chatting online, and one of them writes: — Well, I have to log out. — What happened? It's not even dawn yet, so we can continue. And you've said goodbye 5 times in the last few hours.
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