• shuler (33)in #ru • 5 years ago

  Активные говноеды против неактивных пользователей

  Я понимаю, если мне некуда деваться, то надо мной можно глумиться, как угодно. Раньше этим активно промышляла МТС — включит, бывало, какой-нибудь гудок или хуёк или ещё какие…

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• shuler (33)in #ru • 5 years ago

  Je suis sliznyak

  Я импотент. Слабый трусливый слизняк. Нет, погодите, тут должны быть четыре эпиграфа, они друг с другом разговаривают. Вот, например, нам пишет читательница Зоя Светова из…

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• shuler (33)in #ru • 6 years ago

  Data Protection Act

  Давеча, то есть, намедни, а проще говоря, с полгода назад я подрался с одним дебилом. Дебил сбежал, но у меня остались фотографии и даже номер его машины. Полиция не делала ни…

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• shuler (33)in #funny • 7 years ago

  Change of name

  A company changed its name from GB1703002B to GB1704001B. I feel someone tries to get advantage of me, but can't figure out exactly how.

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• shuler (33)in #sexuality • 7 years ago

  Others

  — Is it a boy? — No. — Who is it then? Old joke about footballer "Other"! There are others!

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• shuler (33)in #photo • 7 years ago

  Winter fun

  Snowgirl's (yes, it's a girl!) haircut rhymes perfectly with passerby's horns.

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• shuler (33)in #photo • 7 years ago

  Fatebook

  Some crap got stuck onto my laptop screen. True essence of things is emphasised by the crap:

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• shuler (33)in #programming • 7 years ago

  Bash script to block brute force attacks with .htaccess

  Your site is under attack. May be not right now, but several times a day. Password guessing, security vulnerabilities - that kind of stuff. In the error log it looks like…

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• shuler (33)in #kids • 8 years ago

  Patek Philippe slippers

  “You never actually own a Patek Philippe, you merely look after it for the next generation.” Yana: I like my slippers very much, but until I'm older, I let my mom wear them.

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• shuler (33)in #life • 8 years ago

  How I became an orange

  Yana loves facts. She relies on facts in many of her sentences, for example: — In fact I like strawberries and spaghetti and you and mummy. — So you're putting me and mummy…

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