• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 6 years ago

  Open Mic week 112 Original Song "The Power Of The Plunger"

  Lyrics: My cousin Ricky is in town. He overdoes it every night at dinner. His constipation isn't sound. And it is clear that he aint gettin thinner. Now on the potty after…

  $0.27

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• thealarmed (44)in #music • 6 years ago

  Dishwasher Relations

  Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted…

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 6 years ago

  Open Mic Week 111 Original Song "Dishwasher Relations"

  Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted…

  $2.92

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• thealarmed (44)in #life • 6 years ago

  Operators for Time and Temperature after daylight savings time

  Once there was a time when you could call a number and an operator would announce the time and temperature to wherever you happen to be. I wonder if there was ever a time, lets…

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• thealarmed (44)in #crypto • 6 years ago

  What if steemit had it's own exchange?

  Wouldn't it be cool if the steem we acquired could be used to trade on an exchange on the steemit website? That way minnows and whales alike could learn the skills of trading…

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 6 years ago

  Open Mic week 110 Original Song "Seasonal Allergies"

  My allergies are acting up And local honey's not enough And Clartin's got too expensive this year But my dripping red nose is annoying The summer sun is heating up I'm…

  $1.77

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 7 years ago

  Openmic week 84 original song "Animal Insides/Endangered Dogs"

  Lyrics: One of my favorite meals during holidays is "stuffing". But I dont mean to talk about Thanksgiving. I mean to bring up a different issue. I spoil my girlfriends dog…

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 7 years ago

  Steemit Open mic week 81 Original song: : "Two Neighbors. One Dumpster."

  Lyrics: My neighbor and I are at odds today because the city only gave us one trash can. I keep a close eye on however much we're throwing away so we dont overpack and piss…

  $4.83

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   75 3
• thealarmed (44)in #life • 7 years ago

  Friendship Is Good! :D

  This is a short story about the importance of friendship. A good lesson for children and adults alike.

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 7 years ago

  Openmic Week 78 Original Song "Magic Table"

  Lyrics: Seven o'clock at sundown. Thats when I like to eat. But the lack of a dinner table is making it hard to feed. The bowls and plates are hot now. And they are scorching…

  $1.08

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 7 years ago

  Open Mic Week 77 Original song about refrigerators

  Lyrics: Everyday I watch my food get old and spoil right before my eyes. Watching all I eat get caked with mold. Now all I sit and do is cry. But a friend of mine came the…

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• thealarmed (44)in #stories • 7 years ago

  Puggy Visits The Moon, as read by Michael

  This is a short story about a dog named Puggy who is trying so hard to get chocolate, he ends up in outer space. We should all look to Puggy as inspiration to push ourselves to…

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   3 0
• thealarmed (44)in #food • 7 years ago

  Happy Pi Day Everyone!

  Be sure to check out if places near you are doing deals on pizza and pie so you can celebrate! I hear Whole Foods and Papa Murphys and Papa Johns are all offering Pi Day deals! Check em out!

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 7 years ago

  Open Mic Week 76 - Original song about my least favorite skin protectant

  Lyrics: I hate the winter. Guess why. Cause my lips are cracking and so very dry. My situation needs medication. The kind that I just cant stand.

  $1.05

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• thealarmed (44)in #life • 7 years ago

  A Story Of Inspiration For Children, And Adults Too

  I think this is something we all need to hear from time to time. I know I do!

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• thealarmed (44)in #poetry • 7 years ago

  Shel Silverstein as read by Michael

  These are couple great poems by a truly great poet! The work of Shel Silverstein is simple but so much fun, nonetheless.

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   3 0
• thealarmed (44)in #shakespeare • 7 years ago

  Shakespeare as read by Michael

  This is a continuation of England In The Time Of Shakespeare.

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• thealarmed (44)in #openmic • 7 years ago

  Steemit Open Mic Week 75 original song about trying to sleep in discomfort

  Lyrics: Do you get too hot when your lying in bed? Is your comforter the one to blame? And your sheets are soaked cause there covered in sweat. It's about to drive you…

  $1.56

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• thealarmed (44)in #shakespeare • 7 years ago

  Shakespeare read by Michael part 1

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   3 0
• thealarmed (44)in #soothingreadingvoice • 7 years ago

  Relaxation Readings "The Hunters Wife" part 4

  I mess up somewhere in the middle of this. Sorry.

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   4 0