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wastedcumloads (58)in #life • 7 years ago
New endeavours lead to unexpected successes elsewhere
Now that I've been on Steemit for almost a year I can safely say Steemit was a good investment, a perfect place for me to share things about myself, an environment worth enjoying…
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- Author $1.86
- Curators $0.01
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wastedcumloads (58)in #story • 7 years ago
How I EARN(stein)ED The Girl Of My Dreams (Personal Story)
"To Get The Girl: Plan, Visualise, Eject" There's A First Time For Everything This happened more than five years back, and it was the very first time in my life that I had…
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- Author $0.09
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wastedcumloads (58)in #business • 8 years ago
What Happens When A Man Becomes A Millionaire?
It Happens What happens? Does he become non-existent? Does he turn into David Blaine? These are very good questions posed in regards to newly made millionaires, and I think…
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- Author $0.18
- Curators $0.02
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wastedcumloads (58)in #story • 8 years ago
What Is The Greatest Motivator As A Business Owner? [Don't Give Up When It's Hard, Because You Will Find Peace]
There was a time when I thought all was lost. Even though I had secured a contract for the facility in writing – the same facility in which we do all our business and operate…
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Past Payouts $3.30
- Author $3.14
- Curators $0.16
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wastedcumloads (58)in #me • 8 years ago
Do You Miss...
Me? Do you miss Stratched Scratchford Earnstein currently residing in the east region of West Mongolia running a running a stable business enterprise overseas? - S.S. Earnstein Image
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- Author $0.10
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wastedcumloads (58)in #steemit • 8 years ago
What Does Earnstein Think About The Future Of Steemit?
Earnstein-induced stess relief for the lighthearted Steemians at our facilities have started asking me questions regarding Steemit lately. Since they know I am highly invested…
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- Author $0.36
- Curators $0.11
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wastedcumloads (58)in #life • 8 years ago
A Master of his non-Mongolian Crafts, Or A Result of Poor Executive Judgement From High Up?
we already have vases at our facilities – they're just not for sale A few days ago I had the pleasure of meeting someone interesting – it was a guy who created Ming vases for a…
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- Author $0.60
- Curators $0.14
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wastedcumloads (58)in #life • 8 years ago
A Man Was Sent to us From The Gods - Mongolian Miracles
It gladdens me that you liked what I had to say last time. For every vote you cast on my non-Mongolian ass, a new opportunity opens up at our facilities at Huggson E. Inc. I need…
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Past Payouts $14.09
- Author $10.69
- Curators $3.40
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wastedcumloads (58)in #business • 8 years ago
What Is It Like Being An Entrepreneur in The Eastern Region of West Mongolia?
Well, what can I tell you? It is not easy, that much I can tell you. Well, let's begin by explaining my situation a bit: I am not yet a Mongolian citizen. Yes, I am the founder…
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- Author $11.20
- Curators $3.68
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wastedcumloads (58)in #writing • 8 years ago
Someone? Or?
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wastedcumloads (58)in #pain • 8 years ago
It Happened - Someone Was Hit At Our Facilities
Earlier today, one of our workers at our premises damaged one of his right legs! Do not worry; he is being given the best medical care in the world, and the doctors have…
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wastedcumloads (58)in #life • 8 years ago
What Happens When a Load of Cum Disappears?
When a cumload ain't a cumload no more, then what is he? Is he non-existent? Is he David Blaine? The answer to this question lies somewhere between some neuroplasticity and a…
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- Author $1.94
- Curators $0.59
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wastedcumloads (58)in #christmas • 8 years ago
Have a Cumloady Christmas!
From all of us here at Huggson E. Inc to everyone of you on Steemit Inc, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! - Stratched Scratchford Earnstein
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wastedcumloads (58)in #business • 8 years ago
Consistency, Cumloads, Earnstein, Life and Love! [Stay, Nurture, Persevere]
A Long-Deserved Break Have you forgotten about me? Well, I can tell you this: I'm never going away. I, Stratched Scratchford Earnstein am here to stay, for I believe in the…
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wastedcumloads (58)in #larken • 8 years ago
Is Larken Joking? [Nah, He's Just Jerking Off To The "NAP"]
As some of you cumload fans may already be aware, it recently came to everyone's attention that Larken is one of the biggest cunts in the "freedom movement". As of now, for two…
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wastedcumloads (58)in #fork • 8 years ago
Brace Thyselves - Fork Coming To Eat Us Today [But What Might It Taste Like?]
The Battle of Our Lives And we are praying our asses off here today at Huggson E. Inc, harder than we've ever prayed before. Will our prayers be answered, or shall we perish…
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- Author $6.03
- Curators $1.90
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wastedcumloads (58)in #trump • 8 years ago
Mitt Wanted It And Got It [He Got Fucked in the Ass]
Crime and Punishment And the cumloads kept pouring into his hairy buttox as our God and Emperor kept thrusting his mighty sausage, increasing the pressure every second, and Mitt…
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Past Payouts $8.72
- Author $6.62
- Curators $2.10
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wastedcumloads (58)in #fork • 8 years ago
Shouldst I Praise Thee? Doth Thee Killeth Me, O' Lord? [Will The Hard Fork Kill Us?]
(Is this a fork god of demons on its way to earth, ready to unleash its wrath upon us all, or is it a good guy, preventing an awful future and instead serves to pave a road to…
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- Author $5.08
- Curators $1.55
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wastedcumloads (58)in #adam • 8 years ago
Larken and Adam Should Start a Brothel Together or [I Need to Let Out Some Steem]
After hearing about these two, principled gentlemen's sexual endeavors of ultra-abusive nature and life-destroying ethics, a fantastic idea entered my mind earlier today while…
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- Author $3.88
- Curators $1.28
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wastedcumloads (58)in #larken • 8 years ago
Where Am I? Well, I'm Fucking Here! [Several Cumloads Later]
I'm erratic! The DJT win gave me so much power my insides could not handle it for days (or was it the super hot, Mongolian pepperonis?) I don't know. I don't think I wanna…
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Past Payouts $4.22
- Author $3.24
- Curators $0.98
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