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wrongjohn (54)in #poem • 7 years ago
Tea and biscuits
Image: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get
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wrongjohn (54)in #comedy • 7 years ago
How to Drive the Perfect Getaway
Barry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite driving…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
Coca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental Benefits
Coca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campbell, Coca-Cola has…
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wrongjohn (54)in #funny • 7 years ago
A day in the life of Barry the Bank Robber
Have you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! Created by Steemit's very own @wrongjohn and @artonmysleeve
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wrongjohn (54)in #blockcorp • 7 years ago
Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am
To: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I…
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wrongjohn (54)in #creative • 7 years ago
My Cardboard Fort
Made this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago
Introducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake News
Dear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news channel, with one goal: To bring you the very best of…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
STUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX
Research conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with trophy wives, the…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
UFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKE
Recently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause the price of…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
TRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIP
A 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to stem heavy…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
TRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSY
Donald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab them by the…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
SHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASE
A man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12-month legal…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
GROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVES
Scientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year study, which…
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therealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years ago
BOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGER
David Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Craig’s trigger…
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wrongjohn (54)in #poetry • 7 years ago
Don’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)
T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arms are made…
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wrongjohn (54)in #poetry • 7 years ago
‘Twas the night before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress
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wrongjohn (54)in #photography • 7 years ago
Santa is coming
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wrongjohn (54)in #poetry • 7 years ago
I am your drug
Why did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake through your veins…
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wrongjohn (54)in #theisland • 7 years ago
The Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)
I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burning sand An…
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wrongjohn (54)in #theisland • 7 years ago
The Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets…
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