Introducing $LOLZ - The Hive Engagement Token With A Funny Bone

in #airdrop2 years ago (edited)

Introducing $LOLZ

LOLZ is a brand new Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

Read on to to learn more about the LOLZ Project, tokenomics, and our future plans.

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How To Mine LOLZ

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is "mined" when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

The amount of LOLZ holdings required to use the commands are shown below. By holding more than the minimum users are able to "level up" and can give up to ten tips per day.

LevelLOLZ HeldCalls/Day
Quick Wit161
Class Clown322
Jester644
Standup1286
Comedian2568
Headliner51210

Example Use of !LOL Command

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Tokenomics

The LOLZ token was created on the Hive blockchain with a maximum supply of 1 Trillion tokens. Each time the command is used, 1 LOLZ is mined and sent to the tipped author.

In addition to mined LOLZ tokens, LOLZ tokens will be issued for use in contests and other incentives. A reward of 5% of mined LOLZ will also be distributed monthly to the development team.

It is our intent to let the market determine the value of LOLZ and will not be buying or selling LOLZ tokens in an attempt to impact the price. Rather we plan to work to add value to the LOLZ token.

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Future Plans

The LOLZ Project is just getting started and we are looking for more ways to bring intrinsic value to the LOLZ token.

One idea we are working on right now includes adding a random chance to have your comment and the authors post up-voted by @lolztoken. We are also exploring options for games, NFTs, and defi. All with the intent to add value to the LOLZ token.

Finally A Word of Warning

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At our heart, the LOLZ project is about rewarding engagement. But it has come to our attention that a small number of our users have been engaging in quid pro quo sharing (in other words tipping a token with the expectation that the recipient will tip them back) and other practices that have little or nothing to do with engagement.

While we encourage the use of !LOLZ as a thank you to Hive users for running contests or leaving comments on your posts, (just as examples), we will not support abuses of the command. Examples of abuse include:

  • Asking for your comment to be upvoted because you tipped the author
  • Tipping yourself via an alternative account
  • Engaging in schemes to facilitate quid pro quo tipping

We have already restricted the number of times per day two users can share an !LOLZ with each other to just 2 times per day (one tip each way) to prevent abuse.

With this warning we hope everyone will think about how and why they are using LOLZ. If you are using it to reward someone else for their post or comment, you are probably in a good spot. If you are using it to try and gain something for yourself, you are on slippery ground.

We have the ability to block any user from tipping or being tipped who we feel, at our discretion, is abusing the system and we will use it if necessary. Consider yourselves warned.

Now lets get back to having fun, sharing laughs, and sharing LOLZ! Thanks again to everyone who are helping us make LOLZ a special project.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Well, hopefully if you have made it this far you like what you see and just maybe you are thinking, "Hey, how can I help?" I'm glad you asked. Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolztoken, or use the link below to donate Hive.

Big Thank You to @pizza Team

The @lolztoken bot is powered by a slightly modified version of the open source pizza-bot code. Thank you for sharing your amazing code.

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@meins0815 denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!
@meins0815 thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !

ohja, danke solche dinge mag ich seeeehr :)))

!invest_vote
!LUV
!BEER
und bald auch
!LOL

LGM

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

@umuk, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @meins0815
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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LUV

Connect

Trade


@umuk, you've been given LUV from @meins0815.

Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. (1/1)

Rebloged and tagging @alokkumar121 and @certain

Interesting concept. @darmstrong

It is a way to get there tokens out to everyone. Hope you are enjoying your trip. Say Hi to KC.

!LOL

Thanks !LOLZ

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

@ijat, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (63/6)

Keep up spreading laughter !LOL

@cpol - check this out.

!LOL

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

@darmst5339, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)

Woah! Nice! Thank you @darmst5339! I will check it out!

This looks promising! 😁😎👍 @ervin-lemark

Thanks! !LOLZ

!LOL

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

@captain.alive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @seckorama
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Oh crude... you reminded me I need to change the code to allow free mining! !LOL

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.

@seckorama, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captain.alive
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/1)

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

@seckorama, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captain.alive
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/0)

This is a really good idea. I would like to share this token with someone, at least for a few days.
@savvyplayer

I am going to try it for you right now! 😁

!LOLZ !PIZZA !BEER !ALIVE !PGM

Thank you so much! I am really gratefull to you! 😀

Posted via D.Buzz

Do you mean "grateful" instead of "gratefull"? 🤔🤓

Since you liked the Hive Engine tokens I shared with you, here's more !LOLZ, !PIZZA, !BEER, !ALIVE, !PGM, !WINE, with !LUV! 😁

🤣🍕🍺🖖🎮🍷❤️

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @mehmetfix

remaining commands 1

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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You Earned 0.100 WINEX As Curation Reward.
You Utilized 1/1 Successful Calls.

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

@mehmetfix, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvyplayer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

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<><

LUV

Connect

Trade


@mehmetfix, you've been given LUV from @savvyplayer.

Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. (2/10)

You Are Alive and have been rewarded with 0.1 ALIVE tokens from the We Are Alive Tribe, and it's paid for by the earnings on @alive.chat, swing by our daily chat any time you want.

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @mehmetfix

remaining commands 1

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

@mehmetfix, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvyplayer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

!LOLZ

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

@savvyplayer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (56/6)

You Are Alive and have been rewarded with 0.1 ALIVE tokens from the We Are Alive Tribe, and it's paid for by the earnings on @alive.chat, swing by our daily chat any time you want.

Thanks for the !LOLZ! 😀

Here's some !PIZZA and !ALIVE too! 😁

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

@captaincryptic, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvyplayer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

You Are Alive and have been rewarded with 0.1 ALIVE tokens from the We Are Alive Tribe, and it's paid for by the earnings on @alive.chat, swing by our daily chat any time you want.

!LOLZ

Thank you so much! 😀

Posted via D.Buzz

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

@mehmetfix, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (55/6)

@qwerrie Check out this new token

Here is an !LOLZ to get you started!

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

@melinda010100, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (40/4)

Maybe @savvyplayer might be interested in this

I was already using !LOLZ about a week before you tagged me here. 🙂 Anyway, thanks for tagging me! 😀

Have a (vegan) !PIZZA with !LUV and !PGM! 😁

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @atma.love

remaining commands 2

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

@atma.love, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvyplayer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

@logicforce come check out LOL.

Thank you 😍 !PIZZA

!LOLZ

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

@callmemaungthan, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (27/6)

Thank you for LOLZ Token. How do I need to make mentions it. How much I need to buy?

Arrr How can I get more information bro?
Please shere me 😅. !PIZZA

!LOLZ

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

@myanmarkoko, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (28/6)

ဘာလုပ်ရတာတုန်း။
!PIZZA

!LOLZ

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

@htwegyi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (29/6)

Thanks for tagging folks! !LOLZ

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

@tin.aung.soe, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (26/6)

This is amazing
tagging @rupinder and @harpreetjanda
!LOLZ

Thanks! !LOLZ to you my friend!

Oops... @lolztoken can't use the !LOL command.

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

@harpreetjanda, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (35/4)

Thanks for coming up with a very good intiative like this.

Am tagging @funshee


Posted via proofofbrain.io

Thank you @firstborn.pob I wish you lots of !LOLZ today

Let me call out my POB squad to come and have fun.
@doziekash @merit.ahama @popmanj @chincoculbert have you guys seen this?

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

@firstborn.pob, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @funshee
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Just saw it now and I participated already, thanks for the mention girl I appreciate 😊

!LOLZ

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

@funshee, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @merit.ahama
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

I knew you will be here already. Even before !LOL You Have Been sharing lots of laughter on the platform

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

@merit.ahama, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @doziekash
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

😂 You're always hyping me anywhere you see my small comments, please don't announce it too much because I'll soon get too busy to even ask of you 🥺😒

You deserve all the hyping you get🙂
Why will you get too busy??

Can't say now but I will soon, I'm not leaving totally though... I'll still try to show up when you tag me 😉

By the way, the Dreemport challenge is still on and I'm going to the end of it 😃

Wow!! This is awesome. What an easy way to access some pretty funny jokes. @blezyn have you seen this?

Thanks for tagging me, I'm just seeing this. It will sure be nice to come here and have access to jokes🤭

!LOLZ I think it's going to be a fun Christmas after all.

Thanks for the mention @funshee

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

@funshee, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @chincoculbert
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

You are very welcome. I hope you !LOL everyday!

Oops... @lolztoken can't use the !LOL command.

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

@firstborn.pob, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (34/4)

Pretty cool! Tagging @wildebunny

Oops... @lolztoken can't use the !LOL command.

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

@dudeontheweb, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (33/4)

Thanks! Here is an !LOLZ for you!

Good stuff man! untitled.gif

Glad you like it! I hope you will make lots of use of it! !LOL

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

@chronocrypto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/4)

You are the genius that came up with this!? !LOL

You will need a lot of RC on that bot… 🤣

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

@captaincryptic, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @forykw
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Self-proclaimed genius, yes. !LOL and yes, RC was my big concern but so for the 1000 HP I put on it has been more than enough.

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

@forykw, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/4)

Nice. Take that to the bank:
!LOL

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

@chronocrypto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @antonym
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Look, I am amused by this token, I am going to give it away in my daily raffle. And to add value, everyone who uses them in the comments will receive double chances to win Rising star Cards.
!PIZZA

Thanks! We appreciate the help getting the word out! !LOL

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/2)

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @vaipraonde
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Who doesn't like some lolz?
!lolz

Right? But beaware, you need to capitalize the command. So !LOLZ not !lol

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

@chaosmagic23, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/2)

Looks nice :)

Followed

Thanks! !LOLZ

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

@tsnaks, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/2)

!LOLZ

Hmm... not sure why yours didn't work... but here you go ... !LOLZ

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/2)

Reblogged.

Thanks! !LOLZ

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

@chuckrick, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/2)

Super interesting... Rebloged
I'm loving the jokes.

Tagging a friend that also like quick jokes. @portugalzin

!LOLZ

hahahah... adorei!

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/2)

Haha what a great project. I will support it for sure and I think @mind-ctrl who joined Hive just recently may enjoy it as well 😅

Great! Enjoy a joke and have an !LOLZ

Oops. I have to give them from this account. !LOLZ

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

@btcsam, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/4)

!LOL to be the moon 🌝 @wheelly.dope

Yes, lets have that moonshot! !LOL

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

@mcoinz79, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/4)

And I just wanted to talk about an Airdrop for your token with my ... !LOLZ !PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @zottone444, @lolztoken

remaining commands 5

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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@libertycrypto27 vedi un pò se ti può interessare

thanks for the tag @zottone444
I'll try the command now !LOL !BEER

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

@zottone444, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @libertycrypto27
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Grande , vediamo se riesco a stringere una collaborazione per un airdrop :)


Hey @libertycrypto27, here is a little bit of BEER from @zottone444 for you. Enjoy it!

Do you want to win SOME BEER together with your friends and draw the BEERKING.

Perfect! !LOL

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

@libertycrypto27, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/4)


Hey @zottone444, here is a little bit of BEER from @libertycrypto27 for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

It's a great idea, seriously.

Followed, reblogged, upvoted, commenting (this), testing, tagging @forykw.

Also, bought 1 $LOLZ :)

Wow... that is awesome. The first transaction! I !LUV it, !LOL !PIZZA

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

@ervin-lemark, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/4)

:) Thank you :)

!BEER

You need to stake more BEER (24 staked BEER allows you to call BEER one time per day)

Nice one… I will need to check this one out before tomorrow.

!BEER !WINE !PIZZA


Congratulations, @forykw You Successfully Shared 0.100 WINEX With @ervin-lemark.
You Earned 0.100 WINEX As Curation Reward.
You Utilized 1/4 Successful Calls.

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1 $LOLZ is on sale for the price I bought it :)

Awesome... someone needs to set the price! Thanks!

YOu are welcome. Looking forward to many more $LOLZ :)

Any project that generates and encourages interaction on Hive is a great project, so thank you :)
@mad-runner @bencwarmer @robibasa
!BEER
!PIZZA
!LUV
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @lolztoken

remaining commands 2

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @lolztoken

remaining commands 1

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Thanks for the encouragement and tokens! !LOL

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

@libertycrypto27, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/4)

Grazie @libertycrypto27 per la segnalazione

Anche @blumela e @ifiwasfrank saranno felici del progetto!

Thanks @libertycrypto27 for the tag.

@blumela and @ifiwasfrank are happy for this new project!

Prego @bencwarmer avrei taggato tutti gli utenti di Olio di Balena essendo questo un airdrop di token nuovi ma sapevo che si sarebbe scatenata una reazione a catena e quello volevo ;)
!BEER

Beh, più che ovvio... soprattutto quando è gratis...almeno per il momento 😜


Hey @bencwarmer, here is a little bit of BEER from @libertycrypto27 for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

Thanks for the tags. !LOLZ

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

@bencwarmer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/4)

Fantastico! Grazie mille per avermelo segnalato 😉 E poi che bel modo di minare 😅

Have an !LOL

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

@ifiwasfrank, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/4)

Thanks! Have a !LOL day you too! ❤️

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

@captaincryptic, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ifiwasfrank
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

let's give this a try !LOLZ

Well the bad news is you can't tip the @lolztoken account. But the good news is you still have one more !LOLZ use today! :)

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

@cmmemes, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/4)

thanks for the heads up :)


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Yeha I’m happy to be in!!

@coccodema forse ti fa piacere essere taggato qui!:)

I'm happy you are in too! !LOLZ

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/4)

Siiiiii dove si fa casino io ci sono 😂

You get an !LOLZ ....

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

@coccodema, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/4)

Great initiative! That would be something e.g. for @barmbo, to incentivize commentors and engagement to his "Lachen am Morgen" posts!

You get an !LOLZ

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

@stayoutoftherz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (22/4)

Is it OK if I leave a !lolz comment on poorly educated hot-takes :D

@knowhow92 @howdarylrolls

Sure, just don't use it to tell someone you are sorry their dog died. "Hey man, sorry your dog died. !LOLZ"

What does a car take when it's sick?
Petrol Bismol.

@unorgmilitia, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/4)

!lol OK got it!!

I see it's getting even more fun here) !LOLZ


Posted via proofofbrain.io

You get an !LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

@alekst7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (24/4)

I like this.
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!PGM

<><

<><

LUV

Connect

Trade


@lolztoken, you've been given LUV from @spiritverve.

Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. (2/3)

Everyone gets an !LOLZ

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

@spiritverve, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (25/4)

There is not a joke in this comment, just a single man testing a command, so, keep doing your activities !LOL

But you are such a funny guy! !LOL (by the way, you can't use it to tip the @lolztoken account, as it is the account that sends the tokens. So good news is you still have one (well two now) to use today!

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

@amaillo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (26/4)

@bencwarmer check out this new token

Thanks for tagging someone! !LOLZ

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

@mrhuman88, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (27/4)

Mi sembra molto interessante anche per i meme di @makeitreal95

Where can i check mined amount?
!lol

I will post updates but you can check how much !LOLZ has been mined by looking at the richlist on leodex.io - https://leodex.io/richlist/LOLZ and subtract the amount from the @lolztoken account from 100,000 (what has currently been issued). Right now that would indicate around 260 mined + airdropped. About 1/2 are mined, the other were airdropped, so around 130 have been mined so far.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

@yras, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (32/4)

Yo, @amanda.yrr we should go deep in this one!

DEEP!!!!!!!!!

Eythorphoto!

p.s. Eythorphoto supports the !LULZ token! YEAH!

... I´m syked!

Woot woot! But just to be clear it is !LOLZ not LULZ.

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

@eythorphoto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (28/4)

or you can use !LOL too.

!LOL evryday bro!

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

@captaincryptic, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @eythorphoto
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

@eythorphoto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (29/4)

Looks very nice @barreloflaughs

Nice, I think @barreloflaughs will really like !LOLZ based on his username.

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

@matthew1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (36/4)

yeah :D

!LOL I knew that you would.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked Did you get my drift?

@barreloflaughs, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (22/4)

Oh my LOLZ
I love it! ☺

@Uyobong here's some LOLZ for you

I love that you love it! !LOLZ (don't forget to use the exclamation point!)

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

@sir-abas, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (30/4)

This sounds like an interesting and fun way to award Hive friends. Good luck with the project.

@brittandjosie why not join in with some good cheer?

Here is an !LOL for you!

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

@justclickindiva, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (37/4)

Thank you so much for the Token. I appreciate it.

Followed, plz give sum more xD

More more more.... !LOL

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

@handtalk5, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (31/4)

Are you kidding me? Do you want to tell me that I just need type !LOLZ for mining one? This is great! 🤩🙌

@stefano.massari take a look at this airdrop 😉

!LUV

Well yes, you can mine and tip a author an LOLZ just by typing !LOL in a comment. :)

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

@ifiwasfrank, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (38/4)

grazie @ifiwasfrank per il TAG, nei prossimi mesi voglio capire qualcosa in più dei token layer 2 di HIVE

Sono davvero interessantissimi, anch'io però devo studiarmeli meglio.
Ti linko qui già che ci sono il mio articolo su Terra (che però è un esclusiva per ITA Stakers quindi rimane solo sul loro medium): https://blog.itastakers.com/terra-money-la-stablecoin-del-futuro-962af32039f9
Spero ti piaccia! ;)

Intanto miniamo un altro !LOL 😂

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

@stefano.massari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ifiwasfrank
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)

!LOLZ

The bad news is that you can't use the !LOLZ token to tip the @lolztoken account but the good news is that you still have one (well now 2) uses for today!

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

@misterc, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (39/4)

Who is the creator? :)

Tagging @flipflopcrypto

What's this? I'll check it out on the weekends

Lots of !LOL is coming soon to place near all us... !LOLZ

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

@flipflopcrypto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @forkyishere
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

For better or worse! !LOL

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

@forkyishere, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (23/4)

Hmmm... I wonder. !LOLZ

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

@forykw, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/4)

Followed
Reblogged
I guess my posting here is the comment? 😉🤣
@relf87 @koodies @namelessnameless

And another because I like your avatar. !LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

Credit: lofone
@blitzzzz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Thanks, however, the airdrop had closed quite some time ago. But here is an !LOLZ for the thought.

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

Credit: lofone
@blitzzzz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Now we are talking. @mineopoly you gonna love it buddy, start staking some lols, had too much !PIZZA lately. It's lolz time😅😂

Great! Glad you are interested. !LOLZ

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

@vikbuddy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/2)

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