Stick Your Annoying and Crumpled Job, Ms Boss
Dear Ms Boss,
I have some news, which I think you will find crazy.
Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Nerds R Us both annoying and crumpled.
It's fair to say that my PA is strong and the senior management are full, but this has not stopped me from finding the work annoying.
I have really enjoyed acting with my PA and stealing delightful souls from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an actor have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a guitar. I dream of getting up in the morning and working, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a police hat and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a shop assistant, to pursue my true calling as an actor.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a crazy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of the office equivalent of hell.
Yours sincerely
dreifacher-fluch