starting 1600 - shitty silver 1
day 1 - healing
lost the first mtach of the season - it's gonna be another shitty 15 days
starting with a losing streak - fucked out of 60 points before even getting started - another season of fucking losing bullshit
annnddd up to losing 100 points - i've only 1 match , no where near even getting 1 reward for the day - fuck this, going back to bed
unfucking believable - win2 - anndddd then fucking lose 3 to the new summoners and cards
nothing like getting fucked out of 150 points on the first day of the season
oh well, i dumped $300 worth of shit last week - looks like i'll be dumping another $300
LOL started the day fucking losing some more - down to 1400
fucking hillarious - down 200 points on the first day - a new shitty record
annndddd the losing streak continues - down 260 points now - and i dont even fucking care anymore at this point
playing in shitty silver 2 league and lost 8 in a fucking row - my cards are dogshit after 94 seasons
well, tried a few more - down 300 points on day 1 LOL
wow, this game turned into such a fucking joke - i cant believe i'm still fucking here
day 2 - stealth
win 2 - annnd fucking lose 2 , that goddam level 1 llama
win 2 - annnd of course get fucked out of the streak - just another fucking day
win 2 - annndd immediately get fucked out of 2 - looks like i'll be at 1300 for the rest of the season - UNFUCKINGBELIEBABLE !!!!
win 3- annndddd streak ended before even getting it started - STILL FUCKING STANDING STILL !!!!
pulled off a streak - taking a break to see if i can keep a few points for once
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 2 - going fucking backwards again - goddammm fucking stupid bullshit !!!!
picked up another penny gold card
day 3 - defend
annnnnd fucked out of 4 in a row - another fucking day losing and going backwards
fuck this - i'm done for the day
tried a couple more , wow that was fucking stupid - fucked out of 100 points again - this is just getting fucking ridiculous stupid
2 reallly shittty rewards for that fucking mess
day 4 water
pulled off a decent run almost made it back to silver 1
annnddd here comes the shitty losing streak again - nothing like losing to the fucking level yodin - BULLSHIT !!!
annnddd now my browser wants to take a shit on every match and fuck everything up
day 5 - stealth
ohh look , every fucking match is no-fog and 10 rounds of win 1 - lose 2
meh, kind of used to it now after 20 seasons of dogshit
jesusfuckingchrist - another 10 rounds of win 1 - lose 1
nothing like losing 200 points and then just fucking standing still for 2 weeks - AGAIN !!!!
win 2- annndddd fucked ouf of the streak again
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT , win 1 - lose 1 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
annnnddd fucked out of another 3 in row - there went yesterdays gain - FML, i really reallly realllly suck at this game for the last 20 or 30 seasons
and got fucked out of another 1
win 3 - annndddd here comes the cocksucker with a leveled up legendary 3 buff summoner - another day of fucking BULLSHIT !!!
1 crappy card out of 5 rewards LOL
day 6 - life
still 150 points down from where i started LOL
win 2 - annndddd get fucked out of the streak - every fucking time
annndd fucking lost 2 - another day of fucking standing still - UNFUCKINGBELIEBABLE
win 3- annnddd turn around fucking lose 3
win 2 - annndddd turn around and get fucked out of the streak by a fucking level 1 summoner - EVERY FUCKING DAY with this fucked up shit
2 more shitty worthless rewards
day 7 - fire
not my best set of cards, but i seem to lose with no matter what i use so fuck it
lose 1- wow, there went 35 fucking points
win 2 - annndd get fucked out of the streak - annnddd all the back to 1400 LOL - 200 points down from where i started 7 days ago
GODFUCKING DAMMIT !!!! - another 10 rounds of win 1 - lose 2 , down another 25 fucking points to 1375
this is just getting fucking ridiculous
pulled off a streak only to lose it to a fucking lower level summoner - again , every fucking time
taking a break
pulled off a little streak - and then fucking lost to a level 1 summoner with shitty cards - EVERY FUCKING TIME
pulled off a decent streak , almost made it back to silver 1 after 7 fucking days
10 more garbage rewards
day 8 - death
annnddd fucking lose 3 in row , 1 of em to a fucking level 1 summoner - bullshit, headed right back to where i was yesterday
here we are on fucking day 8 and i'm still 100 points from where i started the season - unfuckingbelievable
annndddd fucked out 4 in a row - taking a fucking break before i get any more pissed off
annnddd lost 2 fucking more after the break - what a fucking nightmare
got lucky an pulled off a streak back to where i started getting fucked again at least
finally made it back to silver 1 after 8 fucking days
annndddd turn around and fucking lose 3 in row - 50 fucking points away from where i started the season - STILL !!!!!
pulled a shitty penny gold card
day 9 - earth
finally pulled off a decent run for a couple hundred points - only took 9 fucking days to advance a little bit
pulled another penny gold card
day 10 - flying
made a couple more wins - annnddd then hit a 3 in row losing streak
time to take a break i guess
9 more fucking worthless garbage les than a penny rewards
day 11 - anti melee
battled it up to gold 3 - only took 11 fucking days to move up 1 league - fucking ridiculous
annnddd got my fucking ass kicked 3 in a row - right fucking back into silver 1 - 50 fucking points away from gold again
pulled off a streak and made it back into gold till hittin the fucking level 6's
taking a break
a bunch of shit useless rewards
day 12 - water
annnddd immediately lose 3 in fucking row , right fucking back into silver league - unfuckingbelievable
pissed awaya another 1 , win 1 lose 1 - WTF, now i'm 70 fucking points away from gold again
YAY - pulled off a streak back into gold
taking a break
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - immediately fucking lose 3 in row again - fucking 50 points awat from gold again
battled it back to gold again
IMMEDIATELY lose 3 and now i'm fucking 80 points away from gold - FUCKING LAST DAY OF THE SEASON AND BEST I CAN DO IS SHITTY FUCKING SILVER LEAGUE
and there's another one lost - 100 FUCKING POINTS gone in 4 matches - it'll take me 10 to make up for that - UNFUCKINGBELIEBABLE !!!!!
pulled off a win 3 - taking a break before i get fucked out of another 100 points again
another fuck-ton of useless potions
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day 13 - flying
i wonder if i can tank this backwards a few leagues to finish out the shittiest season ever
immediately fucking hammered by some rich fuck with a title
win 1 - annndddd get my asss kicked by the nect fucking titled prick - FML
unfuckingbelieveable - lose 2 and now i'm 75 points deep into silver league
the last day of the season and i cant even make it out of the fucking league i started in
definitely time to start selling shit
win 1 - annnnddddd here comes anothe motherfucker with a title - i am now 100 fucking points away from gold league finish
i should have just not fucking played today
win 2 - annndddd get my ass kicked by yet another rich cocksucker with a title
here's a fun match - preview shows op only uses level 1's - and then BAMMMM a fucking level 3 gold summoner - FUCKING ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT
final decreee - if i can't finish thits season better than silver league - I FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING and never fucking look back
so fucking pissed off - taking a break
win 1 - annndddd fucking lose 2 - still need 50 points - unfuckingbelievable
daily rewards were shit
season rewards were'nt much better
it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991
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