splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(96)

starting 300 - roflmaa, another 700 point fucking loss

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day 1 - defend

i just gotta laugh at this fucking point and pray that land brings something more to the table than shitty bots- although i'm sure they'll hack that into misery next

guild-mate loamed me a llama with/kron - I CAN EVEN FUCKING LOSE WITH THAT BADASS COMBO LOL

annnddd then the internet takes a hit and i get fucked out of another match

LOL - 10 matches of win 1 - lose - still sitting at fucking 300 points - i still question my sanity

2 fucking garbage rewards

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day 2 - earth

another 10 fucking low mana rounds of win 1 - lose 1

seems like it will take forever to even get enough points for season rewards down here in shitty bronze

i can seee why everybody is dumping everything they can at the moment

win 2- annndddd get fucked out of the streak - season 96 of putting up with shit

lols up to 3 in row fucked out of - lost the last match with llama and kron the undying - what a fucking joke

focus ended - not enought wins to get eve n1 fucking rewards card LOL

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day 3 - healing

got lucky and pulled off a little streak into bronze 2 - cards are still shit useless until gold league

another fucking season of win 3, turn around and lose 3

3 more worthless rewards

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day 4 - healing

annnd the fucking losing streak continues

there went another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 - FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!

annnd there went 3 in row fucking pissed away - im even fucking lsong with llama and kron the undying - unfuckingbelievable

absolute fucking insanity - i lose every fucking match vs level 1 summoners

if lands becoming active deosnt introduce anything more enjoyable im gonna hve to just bail on this shit

1 rare card - meh

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day 5 - fire

annnd let the losing to level 1's continue

got a little run into bronze1 - movin up in the world LOL

lost my last using llama and kron vs a FUCKING LEVEL 1 summoner - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!!

5 rewards - NOT 1 FUCKING USABLE CARD - just a bunch of shit useless potions

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day 6 - water

immediately lose 3 in row - right fucking back into bronze 2 - i swear to fucking christ , i cant think of any good reasons to keep doing this shit

win 3- annndd the fucking turna around and lose 3 to goddamm fucking level 1 sumoners with level 1 cards - this is so fucking infuriating

another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1

5 more garbage rewards

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day 7 - death

annnnddd let the losing to shitty level 1's continue

JFC, why do i even fucking bother

another day of win 1 - lose 2 to the shitty level 1's - right fucking back into bronze 3 - FUCKING HORSESHIT !!!!

win 2- annnnddd get fucked out of the streak by a goddam level 1 - EVERY FUCKING TIME FOR THE LAST 40 FUCKING SEASONS !!!!

3 more shitty fucking rewards - not even getting cards really fucking sucks

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day 8 - earth

win 1 - annnndddd fucking lose 1 with llama and kron vs level 1's - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

i cant even fucking win the unstoppable llama/kron combo - what a fucking joke

win 2 - annnnddd get fucked out of the streak by shitty lower level cards - AGAIN - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!

pulled off a lucky streak

a few more sit useless rewards

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day 9 - fire

oh look, another day of win 1 - lose 2 , FUCK FUCK FUKITY FUCK FUCK

annndd there's 3 in row fucking pissed away to level 1's

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - there's 4 in row i got fucked ouf so far - unbelievable fucking bullshit

win 1 - annnd turn right around and lose 2 in row to fucking level 1's - ALL DAY - EVERY DUCKING DAY !!!!

1 shitty card for that round

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day 10 - earth

2 days left and i still havent even broke into silver league - LOL

pulled a couple more shitty cards in rewards

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day 11 - fire

win 2 - annnndddd get fucked out of the streak - every fucking time

took 11 days to make it to silver - annndddd immediately get my ass kicked down to bronze

finally pulled offa decent run - almost blasted right through silver 3

pulled off another run into silver 2

got a nice run for 16 all the way through silver 2 into silver 1

DAMMMIT - 2 shy of breaking my win streak record

23 more totally shit useless rewards - AGAIN

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day 12 - stealth

if i play my cards right (i made a punny) i can make it to gold 3

got lucky with a little streak - almost to gold 3

tried a few more but it was all higher level cards and fucking yodins - worthless fucking dogshit finish

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season rewards, meh 1 epic and a cuple rares - nothin to sing and dance about

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it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991

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*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)