splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(97)

starting 1000 - at least i get to start in silver - thats way betterthan bronze

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day 1 - finsh stealth

welll, that didnt last long , got my ass kicked right down into bronze

win 2 - annndddd get fucked out of the streak by a fucking level 1 mylar fucking thorns dickhead

day 2 - stealth

annnddd i get stealth again = NICE

annnd i fucking destoyed some dickhead with a legionaire title

got lucky and pulled off a little streak - lots of high level players in silver

2 garbage ass rewards

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day 2 - life - uggg , not my fav but it's early in the season

let the losing streak begin - FUCK

annndddd the GFL loses 3 in fucking row - no surpirse there, i dont even know why i try to use the POS any more

taking a break before i get fucked any harder

well, there went that 100 points into the fucking void of losses

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!!

win 1 - lose 1 , fuck this - taking a break

1 shitty reward

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day 3 - stealth

win 3 - annnddddd BAMMMM here comes the high level motherfuckers

guild brawl - lose 7 out of 8 - LOL again

annndd up to 3 lost - so much for getting ahead earlier

jesus fucking christ - i'm taking a break before i get fucked any more for the day

got a lucky streak in and almost made it to silver 2 before getting stopped out

win 100 points - lose 100 points - MOTHERFUCKER , IM GETTING SO SICK AND FUCK AND TIRED OF THIS WIN AND THEN INSTANTLY FUCKING LOSE BULLSHIT !!!!!!!

2 more shitty sps rewards

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day 4 - fire

annnnd lets lose another 100 fucking points - right back to where i was 2 fucking days ago

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

win 1- annnddddd turn around lose 2 more - fuck this, taking a break before ilose another 100 fucking points to lower level cards

win 1 - lose 2 , win 1 - lose 2

well, i got fucked in the ass for that day - donw 150 points and only 1 shitty reward

just another day fightin the bots and whales

and my deck lost another $1k in value - it might be time to sell some more shit

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day 5 - defend

pulled off a quick streak - and then fucking lost to level 2's

still 100 points down from a couple days ago

win 1 - annnndddd fucking lose to the stupid fucking level 1 shithead - unfuckingbelievable

and then fucing lose with llama and kron combo - i cant fucking win for shit

taking a fucking break before i lose another 100 fucking points to shitty level 1's

1 worthless fucking sps reward

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day 6- anti melee

annndddd there's 3 in row pissed away - stiiing right where i started 5 fucking days ago

6 fucking days and i can barely fucking budge forward - goddammmit , how many seasons of this horseshit am i going to tolerate this crap

pulled off a little streak - made it back to 1200ish

cant believe i havent been able to move up a league for 6 fucking days - EVERY GODDAM SEASON !!!!

win 1 - annnddddd turn around and fucking lose to a goddammm fucking level 1 - EVERY FUCKING DAY ALLL DAY !!!!!

pulled offf a lucky streak - made it to silver 2

sweet - finally got another decent streak going - might make it to silver 1 at this rate

6 rewards - ZERO FUCKING USABLE CARDS - the new rewards distribution is FUCKING GARBAGE !!!!

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day 7-8-9

i went camping because FUCK THIS PLACE

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day 10 - water

first match - water splinter not active

win 1 - annnnddddd turn around and fucking lose 3 - another typical bullshit day

win 2 - annnddddd fucking lose 3 more - LOL looks like i'm getting fucked out 100 points on day 10 - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!

i should have just fucking stayed camping

pulled off a streak and made it to back to where i got fucked - stopping here before i lose it right fucking back

win 1 - 10 points , lose 1 - 30 fucking points

over and over and over and before you know it i lost 50 fucking points

i got 1 shitty card out of rewards

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day 11 - water again

pulled off a little streak back to where i was 2 days ago

annndddd then fucking lose to a level 1 summoner - what a goddam joke

annnd fucking lose to the leve 1's again - there went all the points from streak - just like it never FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN !!!!

win 2 - annndd fucking lose 2 , here we are going fucking backwards again

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day 12 - defend

got a decent streak into silver 1 - annndddd imediately lose to a lower lever summoner w/lower level cards - EVERY FUCKING TIME

lose 2 more to fucking shitty level 1's - there went 70 fucking points real quick - FML

it'll take 3 fucking days to make up those points

got lucky and pulled off a streak - made it to back to where i was yesterday at least

nothing like battling your ass off to just end up standing fucking still

7 shitty rewards - ZERO USABLE CARDS in the draw LOL

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day 13 - life uggggg, well this season will end shitty

well, got super lucky and pulled of 2 little streaks - almost made it to gold 3

a few more garbage rewards - at least i got a couple penny cards this time around

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day 14 - stealth

one of my favs - except for the win 1 - lose 2 going backwards bullshit

annnddd there's fucking 3 in a row pissed away

pulled off a win3 - streak

taking a break before i fucking lose it all back

annnnnd fucking lost 3 in row - nothing like starting the day off by pissing away 100 fucking points

another day of fucked up splinterlands bullshit

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season rewards

1 picked up a couple gold cards and a couple rares - pulled an epic thane newsong

nothing spectacular

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it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991

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*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)