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Happiest of holiday times to you!

Are you perhaps planning a trip up north to see family in 2024? You know I’m not coming your way and risk meeting Australian creepy crawlies!

Yeah yeah, I know you coming here isn't going to happen, but you know our dangerous creepy crawlies only attack people we don't like. You'd be totally safe!

Here's the thing, I have to come to your place and get those mittens you knitted for me. Put the kettle on.