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com-judge (61) 6 years ago

Hi beograd,

Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

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$3.33

1 vote

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beograd (50) 6 years ago (edited)

$0.04

1 vote

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bleedpoet (60) 6 years ago

Wait, you were flattering me for free money?

Pretty sure that’s how this system works, I didn’t come here for the peanut butter just a scratch on the ears and a ’good boy’

$0.07

1 vote

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beograd (50) 6 years ago (edited)

$0.09

1 vote

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themadgoat (62) 6 years ago

You have obviously lost your mind.
Have an upvote.
I wish I could give you a second upvote for making word-play jokes in a second language.

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$0.00

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beograd (50) 6 years ago (edited)

$0.00

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belemo (78) 6 years ago

So much rage, was there a dick stuck up your ass while you typed?
Meanwhile how did that Canadian guy increase his testosterone? I didn't even know Canadians have Dicks.

$0.00

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scan0017 (65) 6 years ago (edited)

We sure do!
Ask your mom