I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.
Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!
but everything has a price, am'right?
SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?
.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....
CRAWLING CLOWN
Why is this clown crawling?
So it can get across the floor to your bed without you noticing, of course!
He's got a knife in his pocket, I can tell.
In other news, this might be Ronald McDonald fallen upon hard times and forced to pleasure people with clown fetishes.
.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....
PARACHUTING CLOWN
Ready to parachute from the ceiling directly into your nightmares!
Can't figure out where to put the clown in the guest room so that your grandkids can never hide from it?
How about directly above their pillow?
This is the airborne division of clowns, specially trained in cov-ops infiltration from your earliest childhood memories clear up until your therapy session last Wednesday.
Put your guesses for item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!
These are the prices for last week’s items:
@Crittercrats wins 1 SBI for item one, being the FIRST to guess $15.00.
Have you ever watched The Price is Right? Don't be the person guessing the same number as the person before you =D
@Sidekickmatt wins 1 SBI AGAIN for his guess of $27.99 for item two. Dude, I think you DO have some sort of useless "guessing the price of stupid crap" superpower.
@artonmysleeve you get the crowd's sympathy for being the most unlucky participant, guessing the exact price of an item, down to the cent, but submitting it for the wrong item.
Next week the prizes will be 2 SBI for each item winner! So keep your guesses coming in!
@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.
I’d like to nominate my WINNERS @sidekickmatt and @crittercrats to keep creating hilarious cartoons just like you are doing.
All of you comedyopenmic folks really ought to check out what these two amazing artists do every week.
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noooooooo, I can't believe that I got it right but wrong way round, that is a kick between the nuts haha.
oh well.
my guesses for this week are
I really want that flying one, not for me but as a gift for an ex, she was that scared of them, it would be brilliant to pop it out side her house and video her reaction as she walked out in the morning and seeing that.
I would pay good money haha
And this folks is the real reason why things like this exist. =D
Jesus, this is getting grim.
I'm going to go with Item #1 at $30 and Item #2 at $24
I hate clowns but how could I not use these
Ok, I'm on a roll apparently. That crawling clown looks like it may have just been made by a kid and somehow ended up on a shelf.
But that parachuting clown looks like an engineering marvel.
Item #1: $8.00
Item #2: $44.95
Totally agree with you! I would never buy cause it creeps me out, but wow! The artisan-ship that went into making that one!
I saw you mention this in the cartoon-off contest and I remember it just now.
So...here are my guesses
item #1: $12.33
Item #2: $38.59
These are horrifying...
1 - $31.22
2 - $49.97
Aren't they, though?
Item 1 : $21.00
Item 2 : $43.00
Item 1 $14.00
Item 2 $ 26.00
Thanks for this fun guessing contest. Interesting clowns you got there.
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Yikes! Thank you! Congratulations @sidekickmatt
This round guesses.
#1-$32.00
#2-$45.00
Item 1: $21.99
Item 2: $33
Imagine you're dating someone and you go to meet their parents and you see these creepy-ass clowns all over the place... shudder
Then again imagine your daughter's prom date coming over and seeing your house decorated like that and you answer the door with a wig and a ball nose.
LOL! That's actually better than my plan to just always be cleaning my gun when some guy comes to see my daughter. (Full disclosure I don't have kids.... just a gun.... so no one steals my clowns!)
LMAO