Comedy Open Mic Round 16 - Entry 1 - Middle Child Middle Finger

Hey guys, here is my Comedy Open Mic Round 16 Entry 1, this week i nominate @apkdl and @ruthlessnerd to join this week.

I have two siblings two brothers one older and one younger i am the middle child, when i grew up i was told a had middle child syndrome by a few teachers at school and even my parents, when I asked them what the F they were talking about they told me the middle child could often be resentful and bitter i told them they didnt know what they were talking about and to go Fu%k themselves, they told me i had a chip on my shoulder i told them that they were just out to get me, they told me i was acting out to get attention i asked them to buy me a 6 pack. Now that i think back all these amateur psychologists had no idea what they are talking about, anyways i better finish up now my wifi is cutting out its terrible here in jail!