If you read the last tag as let-shave-some-fun-people, you may have a steemit account.
If playing capture the flag gives you PTSD, you may have a steem account
If your idea of "trail mix" is following both jerry and punchline in steem auto you may have a steemit account.
if you don't understand a post, but you upvote it anyways because 1000 other minnows upvoted it, you might have just gotten a steemit account