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RE: Vegans, Vegetarians, Pescatarians, and Other Strange and Terrible Creatures :: Comedy Open Mic Round #8

She such a friendly ghost. Why would you want to be haunted by anyone living? Especially, when you have her by your side all the time singing and playing the piano.

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She's only friendly to strangers. At home, she torments me. Me and my cats.

And you say you can see her? Playing the piano? And hear her singing?

I haven't seen her in years, but I can imagine those times. Sweet, lost times.

Does she know that you can’t see her and your girl friend pets the cats, plays the piano, and sings? Wait, is your girlfriend your dead wife? Oh no, your dating the twin aren you? Gross neg!