Cocaine is a hell of a drug....

Look man, we white people are definitely not a super alien race that came to your planet to colonize your land and bone your women. We did that stuff, but not in an alien-esque way. Plus the Spanish did it the most, not the Germans so blame those guys more... :)

Additionally, we clearly are not aliens with super intelligence that invented all the technologies man thinks they invented but are actually too stupid to invent on their own. I mean, yeah, white people did invent pretty much all the technologies humans use, but we didn't do it in an alien-eque way... :)

Definitely not aliens... :)