Ohhh... Man! How much do we love to give honest brutal & sarcastic reply. There no bigger victory than shutting the mouth of your opponent. And strong rebuttal doesn't discriminate between friends and foes.
If you think that you are one of those honest, brutal & witty guy who doesn't fear to speak his or her mind without any prejudice
Then, I dare you to reply...!
It is most exciting and simplest CONTEST!
You have to give a bold & fittest reply to a statement in one sentence only. Then RESTEEM and UPVOTE this post. That' all.
πWIN PIZE POOL OF 2 SBD or MOREπ
ππ RESULT of CONTEST #4ππ
I got many great replies to βWhy join the navy if you can be a pirate?β - Steve Jobs
It's Time for
@dexterdev - Winner - "That's why I am using steemit instead of fb!"
@bigtom13 - Runner-UP - "Because all pirates eventually swing from a yardarm."
@lovelymkylie - Runner-UP - "Pirates don't have wifi, how do you want me to use my (i)phone?"
Entries from @iluvmycielo @supermattjimenez @mjo @oleevertwist @liberviarum @coderzairos @anoopsingh @mvrr007 @kalemandra @ingenierogabriel are also very interesting.
@justusagenstum your entry ("Because the Navy has bigger boats and better prosthetics...when was the last time you saw an Admiral with a peg leg, or a patch over one eye...") was considered for winner but unfortunately you didn't follow all the rules.
Thank you @ecoinstant (Winner DTR#4) for your help to select Winners. I know it would have been tough task to select top 5 out of so many good entries. Thanx a lot man! for doing great job.
Thank you all contestants for participating.
To Visit Contest#5 click here.
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NOW
Contest#6 || STATEMENT
βIf inciting people to do that is terrorism, and if killing those who kill our sons is terrorism, then let history be witness that we are terrorists.β
Note: This is really tough. Lets see how would you restrict your reply in one sentence only...?
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HOW TO ENTER
- UPVOTE & RESTEEM this post.
- Give reply to above statement in one sentence only. And yes! abusive words are allowed as long as you are not disrespecting the personality who has said the above statement.
RULES
- 1 entry is allowed from an account.
- The WINNERS will be selected by @dpatcher on the basis of witty but fittest reply.
- To select next Winners, I want to invite last time winner @dexterdev to select top 5 fittest reply after the completion of Contest #6.
- Contest will be open for 5 days only. I will not accept entry after 5PM UTC (Universal Time) on 18th February 2018.
π π I really want to increase prize pool but unable to do so because I am not getting enough rewards to even cover 2 SBD so I am eager to get support from steem-power packed steemians to run this contest. Also I would like to get suggestion regarding this.ππ
Also visit: TO TELL A TALE of a Picture Contest #7
Love from-
The Patcher (@dpatcher)
True, but by following this path, how are you better than those before you, and how does it make life better for generations to come because after all you are merely feeding into a cycle of destruction that you are against?
Sorry but history don't listen to terrorists.
If an eye for an eye is the only solution, the whole world will be blind one day.
So it ain't about the 70 virgins then.
It is very clear that you have forgotten the faces of your son's killers .. It's alright, I understand, Life is hard.
this is very brilliant..., really really brilliant and got me laughing
Hahahaha.. This one really got me!
Dead men tell no tales
"seen 18 feb. 2018 π"
When puppets of the cia talk, people listen.
History doesn't have to repeat itself - break free from the chains of the past and become the re-writers of history, the sculptors of a new future.
With love
Hart Floe
<3
Thank you @dpatcher.....am really happy am part of the winners...i will try better.
And thats why you became fish food!
This is 2018 and you're history.
If investing in crypto is a stupid bubble gambling, and if taking the power back to our hands, from the governments and banks who took our power, is called gambling, then let history be witness that I am a stupid bubble gambler.
So you telling me killing chickens on Christmas day means am spilling the blood of the lamb.
And we believe this because our imaginary friend is bigger than your imaginary friend, and he tells us what to do
History cannot witness you its a thing of the past whereas you're present
I've got some history for your ass, but let me ask, how's the water?
I respect your thinking as a human being, but I reaffirm my anti-terrorist authority by blowing your brains anyway.
accurate
Let's put a spike in a spike to show everybody that i'm a spike.
HAHAHA Nice!
A lion does not roar when hunting
@moneyinfant has added your contest to the list Steemit Writing Contests: Issue #19. The list is updated on a daily basis and your contest will remain on the list until its expiration - there's nothing you need to do.
The list was created to save writers the excessive amount of time spent searching through the #contest tag for writing contests. Now they can just come to the list each day, see new contests and use their time doing what they love - writing.
If you'd like to help spread the word about the Steemit Writing Contest List I'd really appreciate a resteem, but it certainly isn't necessary. The project is simply meant to help writers save time and contest creators attract more contestants.
P.S. If you know of any contests I've missed I'd love to hear about them. Thanks!
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven
My wallet is like onion , i cry whenever I open it.....
You can choose to be a Disaster, a Master or even a Master of Disaster; choose your path wisely!
Refill your gas and go to the moon.π
Isn't this man dead already, then why should you keep listening to him, I guess the USA claim was false pretense all along .
Who is history gonna remember, is it the man who speaks or that who acts? huh!
Good post ,please follow back
If inciting people to be terrorists, and killing those that aren't means that we have small penises, then let history witness that we have small penises.
Naturally an eye for eye would be the option, but when one is killed and you try to balance the equation by killing in revenge, it actually sets something usually much more dangerous in motion.
He would have been better off choosing another witness!
Assholes do not lack excuses for their unruly act, but I know you are too disciplined to be a bloody asshole.
Who won't get a proper burial
Come on you can tell a better lie than this.
Your grandsons will read the history from history text books behind bars since they were caught terrorising their granny's killers
I will not rest until i stop all terrorists of global reach. And for every nation that harbors or supports terrorists, there will be a day of reckoning.
No kid or kids will be proud of a Terrorist dad, sorry Bin
vengeance never cures the fact that you lost your sons or daughters, don't make innocent ones go thorough the same pain.
As intense as that job description sounds, forgive my curiousity, but just one thing borders me, does history pay you in SBD?
I'm new at Steamit I see so many contests. I am interested in this but I do not know how to take part or I can take it. Would you please help me in this matter?
Thanks to shear it.
Happy Steeming.
This contest is already over but you can take part in next one. It's very simple 3 instruction given above.
Give ur reply to above statement
upvote this post
and Resteem this post
Ok.
Thanks.
Happy Steeming.
Sadness. I feel sadness for human kind. For every aspect of history that Led to this figure being recognisable and for the legacy that this image still carries. Irrespective of opinions, politics, culture, religion, geography or nationalism, I feel sad for humankind.
I am late for participation following this contest