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I decided to go for a wok.
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Because it was mugged.
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Fish and ships.
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Mountain Dooby Doo
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I just knew she was a keeper.
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Whether they like it or not.
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But take a look at me now.
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Hey, that's false advertising!
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Cause they're always Kraken
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He bought a warehouse.
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Gross-eries
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