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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), one-per-day. Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits by using the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
How often should you tell chemistry jokes? Periodically. Credit: reddit @contco, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pornwhale Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
I know a woman who owns a taser. She is stunning. Credit: reddit @steemelements, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @contco Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.
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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.
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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), one-per-day. Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits by using the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
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A priest was arrested at a church He was convicted for mass murder. Credit: reddit @steemelements, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @phoxinus Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside. Credit: reddit @steemelements, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @drowningwhale Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck. Credit: reddit @steemelements, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @minibot Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)
!hivebits
!hivebits
Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), one-per-day.
Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits by using the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
!hivebits
Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), one-per-day.
Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits by using the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
!hivebits
!LUV
@microbot(1/1) gave you LUV.
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!hivebits
!LOLZ
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Periodically.
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lolztoken.com
She is stunning.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
In a Thai con-do.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
He was stuffed.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
An a-mews-ment park
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
What does alcohol do?
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!hivebits
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), 1-per-day.
Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Whether they like it or not.
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!hivebits
Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), 1-per-day.
Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Now I have all Kenny logins
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!hivebits
!hivebits
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Elongate could be really drawn out.
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!LUV
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It's just something I can see myself doing.
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!LUV
@cheapwhale(1/1) gave you LUV.
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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), one-per-day.
Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits by using the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><
!hivebits
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Outlaws are wanted.
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!hivebits
!LUV
@gtw(1/1) gave you LUV.
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LUV level requirements were changed. See the About page for current numbers.
!LUV
@dirtywhale(1/1) gave you LUV.
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!LUV
@grand.strategy(1/1) gave you LUV.
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LUV level requirements were changed. See the About page for current numbers.
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
You look drunk!
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!hivebits
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
He was convicted for mass murder.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
The outside.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
When it's a jar
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It takes screen shots.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
When I see food I eat it.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Nobody nose.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
An udder failure.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Every judge knows bananas splits.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A synonym roll.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Hey, that's false advertising!
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!hivebits
!LOLZ
!LUV
@microbot(1/1) gave you LUV.
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!LUV
@buildaminnow(1/1) gave you LUV.
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!LUV
@fumegi(1/1) gave you LUV.
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Given the current emission rate of LUV pushing 500/day, increases to required LUV levels will likely be forthcoming.
!LUV
@millibot(1/1) gave you LUV.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It was a weapon of math disruption.
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!hivebits
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
I only have my shelf to blame.
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
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